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@Melissybk

Hi, I'm Mel! I swear a lot about my sports teams and the CTA. I am controlled by a cat named Winnie.

 Chicago, IL
Joined May 2014
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Being a Cubs fan builds character. #Cubs2023Season – at Chicago, IL
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@CubsNov 13
It's always been Pete.
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IT’S UNANIMOUS Pete Crow-Armstrong is your 2026 National League Most Valuable Player!
Pete Crow-Armstrong, National League MVP Pictured: A blue and gold graphic with 10 action cutouts of Pete Crow-Armstrong in a blue Cubs road uniform

ALT Pete Crow-Armstrong, National League MVP Pictured: A blue and gold graphic with 10 action cutouts of Pete Crow-Armstrong in a blue Cubs road uniform

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@MLBNov 13
Pete Crow-Armstrong’s 2026 resume: 45 HR (t-1st in MLB) 107 RBI 119 R (led MLB) 41 SB 84 XBH (led MLB) .943 OPS (led NL) 26 OAA (led MLB) Gold Glove Platinum Glove NL Hank Aaron Award Long story short: PCA = MVP
A bunch of small cutouts of Pete Crow-Armstrong in various action poses are positioned to spell out MVP.

ALT A bunch of small cutouts of Pete Crow-Armstrong in various action poses are positioned to spell out MVP.

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A Bears centric Gridiron Heights episode?! We finally made it, fam!
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportNov 10
Chicago Bears are taking over ‘Contenders Creek’ 😂 🚨 New #GridironHeights episode

Gridiron Heights S11 E9

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Sam Forstag@SamForstagNov 10
Get in losers, we’re fixing Congress.
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I remember a time when my phone used to work when I was in the red line tunnel
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Yeah heaven forbid they spend money on positions they desperately need. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@MLBONFOXNov 9
The Cubs have a few rotation spots to fill and are "unlikely to enter the bidding war" for Tarik Skubal per @sahadevsharma
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Take the ugly W and enjoy the Bye.
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I cannot fucking believe what is happening in this game. They are so unfocused.
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The offense looks like absolute shit tonight.
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Bruh. This bye week is needed. They are just tired and banged up.
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Jaylon REALLY needed that.
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It was only a matter of time before Mayfield threw a pick. Thank god for the Bears defense.
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Caleb playing like absolute ass tonight
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This game is a fucking disaster and somehow the Bears are still in the lead. That won’t last long though.
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I am about to throw some shit
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I cannot wait for Monangai to come back.
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Caleb is in his head now and it’s going to cost the bears the game if he doesn’t get it together
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Run the fucking ball.
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OMG WHAT A SOFT CALL!!!!
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These refs are ridiculous
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