Elephants, Octopuses & Mangoes

New York, NY
Joined June 2009
Overhearing THE most LA conversation btw 4 men in their very early 30s saying things like...I only drink twice a year, I don't believe in gambling, I don't ever stay out past 1230...and though technically these are all admirable things....my head is exploding!
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Okay. Even though Twitter is not the Twitter I used to love. I need to be able to unload some of these useless thoughts and observations......
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The MET Gala is about to get more views then it had ever had. Maybe the rest of the world will understand.
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I think this cafe that I am at is accidentally broadcasting Hold music as music...... I have corporate nightmares of this tune......
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Why did @FoxNews remove the stock ticker? Anyone
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I hope the Dems are taking notes. Because right now, what's happening, it's a serious masterclass in gaslighting. If it wasn't literally destroying our country, I would almost admire it. #ShaggyDefense
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I miss Twitter. A place that was fun and I could say things like.... Why is NYC so loud tonight?!... and people would answer w what is actually happening, instead of vitriol about how my lib city sucks. Sigh.
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Hey @SecDef, this you? If you really think this, you should resign on the spot.
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Just laughing to myself about about the month my parents had accidentally set their navigator voice to a comedian they didn't know, who made random commentary, and they didn't get any of it. It was HILARIOUS. (for me....not so much for them...)
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My friends, this platform is over. Good night.
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it is pretty crazy that “hey the government needs to pay their contractors for the services they already rendered” only won by a single vote at SCOTUS
BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES President Trump‘s emergency bid to cancel nearly $2 billion in USAID spending. The vote is 5-4.
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Megha Desai retweeted
Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him
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Megha Desai retweeted
We are honored to share that Samir and Nilima Desai have made a multi-year commitment to support TYE! #Entrepreneurship #YouthLeadership #Innovation #TiEBoston #TYEAcademy #entrepreneur #entrepreneurs #studententrepreneur #studententrepreneurship #STEMlearning #founders
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I actually personally know the victims of this horrific crime. Please find her.
Identify this racist who verbally assaulted a family on a United Airlines shuttle (link in thread). If she has a job, let's make sure she doesn't for long. I'm tired of giving people like this grace. It's one thing to make a stupid remark and regret it. She doesn't. Wreck her.
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Beginning to understand why so many Americans are obsessed with trans issues and panicking about being replaced. They think there are 21x more trans people, 27x more muslims, 15x more jews, 5x more asians, 3x more black people, and 2x more immigrants than there actually are.
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