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Megan Garris

@MeganGarrisVI

Don鈥檛 DM me about my dad. He鈥檚 busy draining his lizard 馃

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Just because our parents keep telling us that Jason was only a legend doesn鈥檛 mean it wasn鈥檛 true. What if he does come back here? What if Jason Lives!
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Halloween 5 Michael Myers The Game 馃幃 vs The Movie 馃帴
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Nice try winter. You can't keep this puppy down. I'm still going to punch it into hyperspace on these roads!
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Sheriffs Office this is Megan. Oh I鈥檓 sorry Dr. Loomis, he can鈥檛 come to the phone right now he鈥檚 in the can draining his lizard. I鈥檒l tell my dad you called six times though. Bye!
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It's not Jaxson Dart, it's Jason Dart!
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Let's get lit hot lips
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End of the line if you're drinking and driving tonight. My daddy is going to nail you so fast
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That's my hot lips
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It can be dad! Don't spoil all the fun!
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If my dad catches you watching me he's going to nail you so fast!
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I prefer lighting off fireworks with this bad boy. Wherever the red dot goes #YABANG
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Things may get hairy tonight. I have a thing for bad boys with hot lips...
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My dad didn't make it to midnight. He fell asleep. Time to party in the USA!!!
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A lot of people get triggered by AI art. Well my dad gets triggered by my own natural art. He says it stinks!
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Cort wanted me to dress as an Indian for Halloween. I can't do that I'm not indian!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 馃巸 #HappyHalloween #Halloween
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Happy 46th Anniversary to John Carpenter鈥檚 Halloween! Released October 25th, 1978 馃巸 #Halloween #MichaelMyers
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Happy Anniversary to Halloween 4! Released on this date in 1988 #Halloween #MichaelMyers 馃巸
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Happy Birthday to the 馃憫 Michael Myers! Born October 19th, 1957 馃巸 #MichaelMyers
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Happy Anniversary to Halloween Kills! Released on this date in 2021 馃巸 #HalloweenKills #MichaelMyers
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STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!!!!!
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