Learned that animals infected with rabies go through an initial "dumb and depressed" phase and now I'm worried I'm gonna start foaming at the mouth.

Men’s hockey is so boring what do you mean none of the players are married and on the same line? They can’t get penalties with their partners or assist their goals?

Stressed bc there’s no Montreal date for Hayley Williams so I’ll have to drive to Toronto… but then I remembered I prob won’t be able to get tickets anyway 🙃

Same people screaming at CFIA for “slaughtering healthy birds” (on a farm that failed to report HPAI outbreak) probably went home and had chicken and a tall glass of milk for dinner.

How do I fix my twitter algorithm to be real people who care about animals and the earth and (all) people and books and video games again??

social anxiety exposure therapy final boss: move to rural quebec when u don't speak french 🤠

Been visiting home in Ontario and the humidity is a nightmare after spending a year in Calgary. My glasses are fogged and SLICK 🤢

Do you know how many thoughts I've had to just THINK and not post on the internet since leaving twitter 😔

My fiance is reading fourth wing so he can partake in being a hater with me

Living downtown means no wait for an uber to the airport but the uber asked me “how my nights going” and is bumping club music… sir I just woke up

I got ID’d at a work party yesterday ☹️ the legal age here is EIGHTEEN ☹️ I am a doctor ☹️ I have a tattoo sleeve ☹️

I think people seeing my calculator app history would be way more embarrassing than my browser history.

Unfortunately, I am addicted to getting a second caffeinated drink at the zoos cafe every day between checks and I apparently cannot stay awake past 8pm without it

Smug little guy just displaced me from the pillow I was laying on.

Me on Christmas morning after I assumed my fiancé and I weren’t doing gifts this year (I assumed wrong) (I’m trash)

Is my fiancé on the phone? No, he’s quietly listening to the new Stormlight Archive audiobook because I’m only on book 2.

The “nice weather” this week:

Not to brag but a certain residency turned me down because I’m not fluent enough, but I just absolutely destroyed all the other people in my French class in a Kahoot quiz soooooo