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Saudi Arabia is investigating why their air defense systems failed to stop the Houthi missiles
were they asleep when Iran was blasting the US bases
the jokes write themselves
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The funniest thing about Gilmore Girls is that Lorelai could literally SMELL snow before it started falling, but somehow couldn’t figure out that Luke was completely in love with her. Girl had supernatural weather prediction abilities but absolutely zero romantic awareness.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 President Trump says Russia and Ukraine agreed to a energy ceasefire "because I said they agreed."
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US mortgage rates surge to 7.4% after rising for 7 straight weeks, the longest streak in 3 years.
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the U.S. has stopped sharing intelligence with Ukraine according to Ukrainian media
Ukraine is cooked
🤖 Made with AI
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There is genuinely nobody I'm more jealous of than people who locked in a 30-year mortgage below 3% during the pandemic. Imagine knowing your mortgage rate is basically frozen in time while everyone else is out here trying to figure out how to afford a house. Those people won a lottery they didn't even know they were entering.
Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏
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BREAKING: Ukraine has just struck an oil tanker, which is now burning off the coast of Sochi in Russia's Krasnodar region, with a massive fire and a black smoke column rising several kilometres.
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Trump wants to finish the Iran job
what the hell does that mean
you already lost the war
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JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Former UBS Asia investment banking head Joseph Chee says China will eventually reopen access to crypto and trigger a new "supercycle."
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JUST IN: 🇸🇦 World's largest oil company Saudi Aramco says global oil reserves are running dangerously low and restoring supplies could take two years.
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>release the plague
>Lockdown the world
>Oil price goes negative again
>Send everyone $5,000 stimulus checks
>Mail in voting
This solves all their problems
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 Russia says it bombed two cargo ships carrying Ukrainian military equipment in the Black Sea off Odessa.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump announces the formation of the Super Intelligence Force (SIF).
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Trump: "Everyone thinks that the prices are high because of me, but they're not"
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Large Ukrainian drone attack right now towards Moscow the capital of Russia.
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Pakistan has deployed 30-40k troops to fight the Houthis
Things are about to get interesting

















