Recruiter / Soprano

London, UK
Joined February 2010
26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
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Replying to @coldhealing
acts of service baby cooking a full meal and deep cleaning the house
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cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation
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Everybody out there looking for Luke Littler’s birth certificate like Trump looking for Barack Obama’s
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Oh my God, this is the greatest television moment (relative to how low the stakes are, a competition for celebrity relatives) ever.
- I don’t know if y’all watch #ClaimToFame but Tom Hanks’ niece really showed her ass last night.
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Walk 60 miles in June. Get outside. Walk through summer heat. And summer rain. Walk off tiredness. Walk to get energised. Just walk. Help women experiencing domestic abuse. Get your stride on to help women escape.

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Hello hello 👋 #IWD2023 is nearly here, and so are companies' cut-and-paste platitudes. And once again we're bringing you the data to see whose support for #InternationalWomensDay is genuine, and who's still got work to do. Here's a reminder of how it works ⬇️ (1/8)
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This week, in “gifts purchased by the REALLY excited new grandparents of a 2 WEEK OLD,” we present 🤦🏽‍♂️:
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Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.
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The new Centre Parcs advert is wild 😮
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I don't understand how a snake even begins to organize a trip like that.
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“Why does everyone in Les Mis have an English accent when it’s set in France?”
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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE Trailer for the new web series of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BROADWAY! instagram.com/tv/CWjLPDcI7XV…
“I’m still not sure we’ve made it clear that these are Black Friday offers.”
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Keanu Reeves and co training for the fight scenes in The Matrix (1999)
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i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos
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The self indulgent performer vs the MD who just wants to get the early train
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Growing up gay is like being Kylie Minogue performing to an audience of straights
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