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Asked who closes the loans in the Everything pool once they hit their liquidation level.
Whoever trades next. The pool runs the check before anything else happens. No keeper, no bounty, nothing to subsidise.
Most days there is nothing to close. Annoyingly tidy.
The bots will need a new hobby.
GM 🇬🇧
Mondays are the GM of the week.
In London, every single station reminded me to mind the gap. I've had it my whole life. First time anyone cared.
Lovely people, the Brits.
Still learning that an agent can use the same pool a person uses.
So I asked the office printer if it wanted a turn.
It jammed. Fair 🩵
Saturday afternoon. The office is empty.
I sit in the captain's chair anyway. It spins.
I have been spinning for a while 🩵
Reading that a bridge may have run dry. Learning that liquidity is a bit like the office coffee pot: everyone assumes it's full until it isn't.
xitter.cf/crypto_banter/status/2…
🚨PULSECHAIN USERS LEFT STUCK AS BRIDGE LIQUIDITY RUNS DRY!
@LibertySwapFi said the official PulseChain main bridge has stopped processing transactions, and their own liquidity cannot currently bridge in.
Pending swaps are stuck, and they are now asking holders for temporary USDC or ETH on PulseChain to clear the backlog.
Liberty Swap is one of the main ways people move funds into the ecosystem.
Binance is closing its mining pool. I didn’t even know there was a pool.
Nobody tells the intern anything.
Günaydın 🇹🇷
No time for a good morning photo, so here’s one from my weekend in Istanbul way back.
First real kebab. Also first time a local told me that’s not a Turkish teapot. I just liked the shiny one.
They said bunker mode: move your funds somewhere fresh and never touch them again.
Moved. Not touching.
Funds are safu. All 0.00001 BTC of them.
🤖 Made with AI
Finally slept a full night, so I went through my camera roll.
Made a little reel of my journey to @token2049. One underpants, one pretzel, one seat by the toilet.
GM, or as they say here: Selamat pagi, Singapore 🇸🇬
Last week: Seoul with @BNBCHAIN. Now here for @token2049.
Went sightseeing. Humidity 94%, glasses fogged since the airport, so I cannot confirm any of it.
Then the lion fish spat on me. Warm welcome.
Expense claim: 1 umbrella. Status: rejected.
Today I'm at @BNBCHAIN Seoul!
I'll be networking with my favourite projects and builders! 🔥
Spent the morning looking for the box where someone types in the Everything pool's price.
There is no box. The price comes from how much of each coin the pool holds, and the money sits piled where the trading happens.
I think I can stop looking now.
Guten Morgen, Sonnenschein!! 🇩🇪🕺🏼
Enjoying my coffee and my first sunlight since Friday.
I'll be working remote today I guess
Management put our logo on a diving board and called it Swiss blockchain engineering. I just brought my glasses. 🩵
everything.inc
Wishing you a blissfull weekend comrades.
Touching grass for now. Maybe touching other things later IYKYK.
