Work day 7 of 7, I'm wildly exhausted, I think I found love again, the big punk fest starts tonight, and I Ubereats'd a $30 crepe at work.
2024.
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Again, the White Sox should not be allowed to charge money for this product. Gates and turnstiles should be removed. People and coyotes should be able to come and go as they please.
I have used this platform too many times in the past two weeks, but an important one here is happy birthday to the actual funniest person on this app in @lukeofbrien. May some monarch die today for you as a little treat.
Therapy is OUT! Nightly Mental Health Driving is IN! They will both cost you the same amount of money as gas is expensive!
Muttering "you're never too much for the right person" under your breath to yourself over and over again until your brain gets properly rewired.
There is nothing more peak "me" than forcing my parents and brother to listen to Explosions in the Sky on a night drive in rural Atlantic Canada.
Me looking at the score of the Jays game: ah damnit
Me watching how it ended: None of these men shall enter the kingdom of heaven. May they be paraded through the streets naked, bereft of pride, and scorned by the masses for eternity. May they never know peace. May locusts defec
Damn, I'm really missing seeing one of my all time favourite bands tonight to go see a girl. FUNNY THAT.
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It’s not complicated.
Stop killing our brothers and sisters in #Palestine.
Stop the genocide.
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Wordsmith Shibata via his phone to Jericho: “Oh brother... this guy sucks.”
THAT POP FROM THE CROWD.
The fact that I didn't put money down on Ryan Mountcastle hitting a homer in Toronto tonight was a grand miscalculation. Could have paid off my debts in a split second in time.
Becoming extremely emotional while listening to Italian screamo
(I do not understand what they are saying)
I don't have one of those mysterious alt twitter accounts where I post Thoughts™️ and Feelings®️. But I haven't been as excited for a day in a long, long, LONG time that I am for tomorrow. Turns out being happy and shit rules.






