OPEN THE SCHOOLS!
Wrestling fans continue to show how goddamn stupid they are.
He is not calling Roman LITERALLY fat, he is saying Roman has gotten too comfortable in his role, and is no longer trying.
WWE Hall of Famer Jake “The Snake” Roberts says he doesn’t like Roman Reigns’ work and believes Reigns has gotten fat and lazy.
“I just don’t like Roman with what he does out there. I think that he has better stuff in him yet, but I think that maybe he got a little fat, got a little lazy. You know, sometimes when you’re given so much, you quit producing. And I feel like then either that or he just needed better writers.”
(Inside The Ropes)
See to me, this is art.
These minor decisions someone makes, when they want to get something the way they have it in their head.
This is what you lose when you have a whole boardroom decide these things.
This is what you lose when you tell an AI to make it.
A clip like this used to get sent around and referenced for YEARS before finally falling out of fashion.
Now, a meme can get spread and forgotten in less than a week.
If only there was a device that allowed me to easily adjust my cars speed.
The ever helpful gear shift:
2026 we got new Hot Chocolate High Velocity tech.
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It's so fucking demoralizing that now the "formerly fairly sensible" side of the political isle is starting to get conspiracy brainworms.
THE PICTURE IS NOT AI.
THE WITCH IS NOT DEAD.
We now have conclusive proof he is alive, so the bit is over. Move on. It's not a conspiracy.
Twitter is actively trying to not be usable.
Like it won't even let me doomscroll!
Fun part is, if I start making a tweet, then miraculously, the For You timeline shows up in the background.
And if you just refresh, it shows up for a bit.
Brand new levels of "game is gone".
I always thought the Move had a ton of potential for gaming (I never had one), but I guess we just decided to completely move away from movement controls, save for VR.
My "lifetime of passionate media consumption" neuron trying to link up with "making money" or "getting hoes" neurons.
Sorry buddy, it's useless. I appreciate the hard work though!
For some ungodly reason Twitter keeps recommending me "This was the right way to vape, all these kids these days have it wrong"-posts of vapers comparing the vapes they grew up with.



























