That’s the quickest three I’ve ever bagged

Haven’t been this thankful since

The woman wearing all white really is polling well in my shorts #DemocraticDebate

You need to see a medical doctor @ewarren #DemDebate #MAGA

Gonna tell my kids this was Martin Luther King Jr.

Dear @KingJames We all know you sold out to communist China, so I’m sure you can pay me for those two fucking free throws you missed to not cover.

Endless shrimp never ends when im pushin half chubs in my jorts

More like jeff fuck

I’ve been doing sparring with my aunt Chester for a couple days now and every time I always need to bust a mean stinky, do u have this and how do you not let the stinkys squeal loose? #AskBrett

Like a fly to sweet water

I haven’t seen a hammer that hard since my girlfriends mom jerked me during Thanksgiving last year