“Going commando” should mean something more recklessly dangerous. Like running your life without a planner.

Today’s #MeansCrushMonday goes to our tracksuitin, boot-scooting… instagram.com/p/Biw7bQIjtUi/…

Whoops! We posted a sketch on Facebook. Whoops! Link in bio! Whoops.… instagram.com/p/Biuocoej3Ue/…

“Loyalty” is back on a brand new Mission. The Mission is moving to… instagram.com/p/Bim6WwLBc7Q/…

Welcome aboard, Earl! Can we get a mid-sized donk by Thursday no… instagram.com/p/Bij-w6xD4Ss/…

Some really interminably disgustingly adverbially good stuff coming your way.… instagram.com/p/BiSFFu2jxfX/…

Yeah, this is a lot to read for Instagram but we need to air out our hard… instagram.com/p/BiP1LtwDxu_/…

Everyone we know in NYC is trying to be Kramer. Nice apartment, available friends, entrepreneurial spirit, mystical money-making means of production(s)™️

#PostedWithNoComment #SocialMediaInternIsTappedOut #ArentYou… instagram.com/p/BiChFp8D-NZ/

Believe in the power of perseverance insofar that even in the emptiest-looking peanut butter jars there’s always one more dank knife load of Pb to be gotten.

Uff da. Tuesday’s got you down? Us too. #makelittlemovies #MOP #MeansOfProductions @ New York,… instagram.com/p/Bh9PwDqjGpL/

Said a very sad man.

Hey You. Your friends and family love you. The algorithm was just particularly hard on your posts today. Your loved ones can’t click on what they don’t see. <3 Or maybe you need to reinvent yourself again. Get a planner, save money, get a trainer, work harder, set goals, etc.

We’re all just one famous-person-retweeting-us away from contentment.

Silly actors, spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror and you don’t need to go to acting school.

Bigge moode

What an unfortunate time title-wise for your theatre to close.

If you’re ever really faced with that choice, we can fill that content vaccuum, Jake D.