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Breaking: the Sixers have signed LeChina to a 2 year deal. He is the leading scorer in the history of the sport (Fug!) Reported first by Me Now Sports™️
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Me Now sports have heard that the injury is quite serious… it’s looking like a several month absence. Prayers up for this Chinese cunt
Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_May 30
Munetaka Murakami left the game grabbing his hamstring
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Breaking: sources have indicated that Lil Tjay was the gunman behind the shooting of offset, who is reportedly “fine”
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Look now 👀 It’s the More Turkey More Happy Touchdown Parlay -Jahmyracle ATTD (-190) -Rashee Rice ATTD (-125) -Lamar Jagson ATTD (+235) +820 Also take them straight for extra enjoyment
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Riterary ricking my rips
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Gentlemen, let’s all get so tossed today, Fug! 😩🤝
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She might decide to say no to MeNow but say yes to MeLater, let’s go! Her as is all natty like Florida Gator let’s go!
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Bumping the Me Now Sports anthem so loud it’s shaking my car
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I think David Chao is Chinese spy
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I keep forgetting today is Sunday thinking it’s Saturday … fuck I’m so tossed
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Ladies and gentlemen once again a reminder that Me Now Sports is ALWAYS first baby
That Boi Darelle@ricofettucini8 May 2025
BREAKING: Rafael “fatty” Devers has now requested a trade, per sources. MeNow Sports first on the scene (as always)
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Licking my lips thinking about ch*ster’s b*g
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Look now It’s the More Turkey More Happy Touchdown Parlay -Amon Ra St Jimmy ATTD -Rico Dowdle ATTD -De’vice Achane ATTD +780 Also take them straight for extra enjoyment
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The main course is none other than Rico the bunny 🐰 he will access the delights greatly (please)
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Give me the de’vice please. The toy will strike the end zone (please)
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Me Now Sports entertainment wishes all of our followers a happy Thanksgiving and we are pleased to share we have a special treat for you today 🤝
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Together with the fellas over at Me Now Sports we have compiled an aggregate ranking on all songs on Future and Metro Boomin’s We Don’t Trust You Read on to be blessed by our collective wisdom
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16-Seen It All The fellas were not particularly high on this track but it had plenty of memorable lines and introspection over a very serious but simple Metro beat
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17-Where My Twin @ The closing track on the album was the least appreciated but still definitely not a skip. Surely we will grow to appreciate it more after bumping this album 50+ more times yeah nah yeah bet duddeee
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