Founder and CEO @ #PutPeterInThePound - Red Fox enthusiast

King, Short
Joined September 2023
My most toxic trait is thinking if I had gotten 1 less boner a day in 6th grade math, I’d be working for NASA
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Bustin McLager retweeted
Don't worry refs, this is not a hold, the o-line just is great at giving bear hugs from behind
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You’re the 🐐 @JT_Lines
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That’s the baking sheet calling the air fryer gay
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Market is down today? I’m up 2%
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My exact thought after reading the PPI print today
What a fucking joke it all is
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My goat back
From Russia, with Love…
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“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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I know a broad with nipple tattoos when I see one
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Example 369 why I don’t eat no corporate potluck
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So old my biggest flex in life is getting back on my parents insurance #Nepotism
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Dudes last 3 tweets are just bitching about airlines
My @AmericanAir flight from charlotte to Raleigh is delayed 8 hours I’m arriving at 7:45am and now departing at 5:15pm. No other options on the app. This unacceptable on so many levels. It’s fraudulent
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she cried on my shoulder and it beaded off my arcteryx #stonecold #feltnothing #incel
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I fucking love going to the dentist
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Bustin McLager retweeted
Just when you think you’ve seen them all… another one pops up 😂
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A simpler time
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POTUS: "We are having productive discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran. I want to make it clear to everybody that, while Iran is in very bad condition, both Economically and Militarily, and while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, with Oil flowing in Record Numbers of Barrels through the Hormuz Strait (22 Million Barrels, last night alone, with not one barrel coming from, or going to, Iran!), we will not be attacking Iran at any time prior to the Midterm Elections to be held in the United States on November 3rd. IRAN WILL NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Pulse check on the Vision Fund™️ @godhatesjagz
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Replies are vile
Do you guys use a top sheet or go straight comforter
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I’m addicted to spookyfoodie
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