Baseball fan, music lover, beard haver. Willie Nelson fan. Beard model. wanna be poet. Susan Sontag aficionado. Ozark butt chug witness. Salt Mine Hall of Famer

Cincinnati, OH
Joined September 2009
Think about the ugliest person you’ve ever slept with..... Now think about how you are that person for someone. Happy Friday
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Just put flags on Mahomes.
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We have cheese in a can. I know we have the technology to do the same with peanut butter.
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Being a Bengals fan this year is saying “just hold them to 3” about 20 times a game.
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Jameis must want to give him a massage
Powerful: Jameis Winston on Deshaun Watson. A must-watch and listen.
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Welcome to the HoF, Pete.
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Only 1 highwayman left.
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Not the first time Butker has been too far right
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I’d like to talk about Red States and their ability to buy fireworks year round. Do we have any theories why?
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My biggest problem with baby shark is it would make more sense to swim away than run away.
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Also trust a felon found liable for sexual abuse when he says he will keep women safe.
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Here’s the thing. You can’t scream about crime and sex trafficking by illegals when your person is a literal criminal and sex offender.
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Rosco Malone retweeted
Think about the ugliest person you’ve ever slept with..... Now think about how you are that person for someone. Happy Friday
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Mr. Trump. What did you have for breakfast today? THE SOUTHERN BORDER. IM PHENOMENAL. Do they know I’m the greatest?
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Just once answer a god damn question. Just once.
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🎵oooh back to school. Back to school….with thoughts and prayers🎵
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Is there a law that says the second a woman turns 45 she has to buy a denim vest?
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If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax
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Damn. Couldn’t do it during the losing streak? Had to wait for him to win. lol
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Rosco Malone retweeted
Derek Jeter is the most overrated shortstop in MLB history
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