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Awkward maker of things and seeker of cosmic peace

Sweden
Joined November 2012
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Nej detta är bäst. Resten av startfältet kan lägga sig platt så tusse kan dansa på dem i sina glittriga skor #melfest
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it is finally ovfefe
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A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.
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It's a privilege to learn about racism instead of experiencing it your whole life.
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Introducing : HELLvetica. Like helvetica, but with like, much shittier kerning for Halloween. Download it at Hellveticafont.com ! – at Manhattan, NY
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look at this phony graph every time i do it makes me laugh
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Here is THE FULL and UNALTERATED transcrept betwen me and Mr. ukraine:
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So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.
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did you know Jensen ackles regulates his body temperature with his tongue like a dog
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Goats are so cool they can look like the spawn of satan but also dumb as hell its so great
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People really, really HATE fat people, huh?
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once i hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back. i don’t care that he apologized. i did this for you
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Happy Friday, ass-butts.
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Some mushrooms are worth engaging with. Others - not so much. 'The Tale of the Old Cedar / Сказка о старом кедре' (1963) dir. Vladimir Degtyarev.
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confession: I get really nervous using heart emojis because I'm scared different colors have different secret meanings that I don't know, so I just choose colors at random and h o p e
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Let’s all be very very clear. When Brett Kavanaugh calls birth control “abortion inducing drugs” it’s not because he is uninformed or misunderstanding how birth control works or what it is.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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