You'd better come to Mazzio's and show us how it's done. 😏

Eddie the Yeti asked us to share some words of wisdom: “Yeti Pizza is good. Sharing Yeti Pizza with each other is good. Sharing Yeti with Eddie is also good.” Has Eddie inspired you to practice kindness by sharing a Yeti Pizza tonight?

Us when Mazzio's ranch arrives at the table: 🐬🌈 Get the Ring & Wings combo for $19.99 with your choice of marinara or ranch (duh!) and have plenty to dip in ranch (which is obviously what you chose. IYKYK 👀)

What's your favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni? Cheese? Combo? 👀 Let us know in the comments. And remember that if you can't decide, you can always pick up a Party Animal Yeti Pizza for $19.99 and get four pizzas in one, with plenty to share!

👁️🫦👁️ Think we can get away with sneaking a bite?

True story: The cheese strings on this Calzone Ring® were so strong that they actually snapped back like a slingshot and slapped our social media intern in the face with cheesy goodness. ⚠️ Be careful with your cheese pulls folks!

Test time. 😤 There's only one right answer and NO partial credit! What order are you eating these in? a) Calzone Ring® first b) Kickin' Wings first c) Alternating bites Time's up! Turn in your answers below. 👇

Tastes like childhood. 🤤 Drop where you're from in the comments and find another pizza lover near you!

Yeti Pizza? It's a Yeti Thing. 💅

Who wants to do the math on this one? ✋ We may not be mathematicians, but we know that the value you get out of our two-foot Yeti Pizza is hard to beat! In fact, we know you'll sure feel smart if you pick up a one-topping for just $14.99 or a specialty for $19.99. 🤓

Are you suffering from Wing Fingers? Symptoms include saucy fingerprints, dropping items frequently, hand licking, and cravings for more wings. The good news? Calzone Ring® can help. Calzone Ring is a meal supplement that goes alongside wings and creates a full and balanced meal.

What milestones are you celebrating lately? Drop them in the comments so we can celebrate with you! 👇🎉 Just don't ask us to arrange the olives like this again. We're still recovering. 😫😮‍💨

Yeti Pizza 🤝 Mazzio’s Ranch What’s your favorite ranch delivery system?

Ain’t no ring, ain’t no thing? 💍🤔 Yes, it all makes sense now! 😤 Get a crispy, golden Calzone Ring® plus ten tasty wings for only $19.99. Now, that’s what we call putting a ring on it! ⚠️ Mazzio’s is not responsible for the results of any proposals using this ring.

Who's winning on your pizza? 🤔 Personally, we're Team Ranch! 🫢 But we're saving that opinion for the semifinals. Good news is that, for just $19.99, you get plenty of Yeti Pizza to battle it out over! 🔥🔥🔥

Is Eddie responsible for this? Or was it YOU? 🧐 We say, buy your own pizza! It's only $14.99 for a one-topping Yeti Pizza, or $19.99 for a specialty. There's no excuse for stealing someone else's two feet of cheesy goodness! 🤬

“Let’s play mermaids!” 🧜‍♀️ “Let’s play dragons!” 🐉 No, let’s play going to Mazzio’s and getting a delicious steamy Calzone Ring® and 10 juicy boneless wings for just $19.99. 😌

These slices don't lie! 😤 Our Calzone Rings® are absolutely stuffed with the good stuff. With three delicious flavors to choose from, you can't go wrong.

Autumn has arrived! Keep an eye out for falling leaves, delicious pizzas, and overly friendly yetis as the season changes. 👀 If you're not sure where to look for these things, come to Mazzio's! We have almost all of these things. 😌

🍕👱‍♂️: Hello, this is Mazzio’s, can I take your order? ❓: BIG MEAT PIZZA. ALL THE MEAT. 🍕👱‍♂️: Yeti Carnivore, got that. Anything else? ❓: ALL THE PIZZA 🍕👱‍♂️: All the pizza? ❓: ALL. THE. PIZZA. 🍕👱‍♂️: Eddie, is that you? ❓: *dial tone*