guap getta, lick hitta, finna cop a rammer n’ burn out da blocks tossin’ pangolins at opps...Big Lizards on deck.
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Mayor Mendacious retweeted
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
If I was drowning in debt today
I would sell everything I owned
Move my family into an old RV
And live like we were crazy poor
Why aren’t more people doing this? 🤔
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
I can’t quite explain it, but I enjoyed this video a little more than I probably should have.
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
Buy a nice car as soon as possible.
A nice BMW, Audi or a Mercedes.
It will bring you the minimum respect required to do business at a higher level.
It's fun if you're with your boys.
And women like to get picked up in them.
It's a must especially if you're young.
Buy it.
I had a similar thought while hanging out with 20-something year old cam girls. Great Grand dad couldn’t even comprehend them explaining how they’re extorting men in London who they met online for Ketamine money. 🤑
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
Our national parks are beautiful
But they lack convenient parking
Announcing my latest project in Grand Teton National Park
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
Outside of NYC, LA, Miami, and maybe a couple of other major cities, there isn't much in the US.
90% of this country is:
1. Overweight people who dress poorly.
2. Cities/towns whose main subcultures are ghetto or redneck.
3. People who think sex before marriage is a sin, marry at 25, have kids by 30, and really let themselves go.
4. Walmarts, plenty of Walmarts.
5. Boring suburban life where people play the same popularity contests they did in high school.
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
20-25 years ago during the skatepark boom, I was concerned what kind of effect it would have on skateboarding. Like, what skating will mean if 90% of it happens in a fenced-in designated area. A generation later, we’re finding out.
Mayor Mendacious retweeted
🚨⚡️ JUST IN:
PUTIN’S GREENLAND MASTERSTROKE 🇺🇸🇷🇺
President Putin just dismantled the EU’s grip on Greenland with a "5D Chess" play that gives TRUMP a total free hand.
- "None of our Business" – Putin officially declares Russia won't interfere, effectively clearing the path for a US-Greenland deal. 🤝
– Putin cites the 1917 land sales between Denmark and the USA as a precedent. If they did it then, why not now?
– Putin exposes Denmark’s "harsh" and "cruel" treatment of Greenland as a colony, framing the US move as a necessary rescue mission.
- Putin runs the math: Comparing it to the Alaska purchase ($7.2M in 1867), he calculates Greenland’s value at roughly $200M–$1B in inflation-adjusted gold terms.
-: Bravo, Putin. The world is watching the ultimate power play. 🌍👀
