@Maylor

Raised in Manchester | Refined in Salford | The lefty woke socialist your mother warned you about

 Salford, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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The first No 10 North meeting takes place in Manchester today, which has got me wondering what the next policy announcement might be. I'm hoping for legislation requiring all bread rolls to be called barms. We might as well tackle the important stuff first.
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🚲 Just 3 weeks to go until I cycle 260 miles across Wales to raise money to support people affected by MS. I'd love to hit my fundraising target before I set off. Every donation helps 💙 ride.biketheukforms.org/pf/p… #MultipleSclerosis #MSAwareness #Fundraising #BikeTheUKForMS
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25 % of my target reached! 🎉 Thank you to everyone who's donated so far! 🙌🏻 ride.biketheukforms.org/pf/p…

25% of target reached!

Making good progress, Phil Maylor has reached 25% of the target!

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Could you sponsor a mile for £4? In 4 months I’ll be cycling 260 miles across Wales for MS. MS has been part of my family’s life for a few years now, and a lot of it goes unseen. Even one mile makes a difference 🙌 ride.biketheukforms.org/pf/p…
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Struggling to understand why @MENnewsdesk is giving live updates from a funeral in Blackpool.
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DeepSeek just admitted that its responses are managed by the Chinese government. Asked a question about how many people were executed in China in 2024, and it refused to give an answer but started responding on behalf of the Chinese government.
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Jake Hanrahan
@Jake_Hanrahan20 Jan 2025
Elon Musk lets his full shadow slip, throwing up a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration. Media branding it an "odd gesture". Be serious, that's a full on Sieg Heil.
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Hey @googlemaps - is this the inside of one of your Street View cars?
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Also... 👀 @gmptraffic maps.app.goo.gl/C6ULhGayT7c5…
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Can anyone explain why we can split the atom, send a man to the moon and we now have artificial intelligence, yet we can't design a microwave clock that keeps the correct time?
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If @RoyalMail are going to lie about attempting to deliver parcels, they could at least make it believable. Apparently they received the parcel at Salford Delivery Office and tried to deliver it within 9 minutes. 🧐 @RoyalMailHelp
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"I eat steak instead of a sandwich" definitely gives off "let them eat cake" vibes.
The London Economic@LondonEconomic13 Dec 2024
Everyone: The Conservatives are not a serious political party.
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Wow, @AmazonUK. Surely this search shouldn't return films rated 15?
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Northern doesn't know they're affected yet, because no-one's checked the fax machine. 😅 theguardian.com/business/202…
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Best #Manchester Santa? Vote below.
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Vote for the best #Manchester Santa.
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When Excel suggests the number format for your wind speeds. 💨
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I am terrified of @kimleadbeater's #AssistedDyingBill. Mum has Alzheimer's, Dad died in pain from shoddy cancer treatment but I do not trust a system that put unauthorised Do Not Resuscitate orders on people with learning disabilities during Covid to protect my daughter's life 🧵
Pic shows my daughter in a drumming class. She is sitting in her wheelchair wearing a ginger-coloured fleece and pale blue scarf. She has tiger pictures on her leggings. She is 22 but looks much younger. She is smiling at the camera.

ALT Pic shows my daughter in a drumming class. She is sitting in her wheelchair wearing a ginger-coloured fleece and pale blue scarf. She has tiger pictures on her leggings. She is 22 but looks much younger. She is smiling at the camera.

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Why you should never leave me alone in a hotel room. 😅
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He's probably got a big flat screen TV too. Should have made sure he could pay his way, before he chose to have a large house and then needed to live off government handouts. #sarcasm
insane moments in british politics@PoliticsMoments5 Oct 2024
The Conservatives publish an interview with a pensioner wearing a Rolex in their campaign against means-testing the £300 winter fuel payment to pensioners (2024)
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