
I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.
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Joined September 2013
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Not to brag, but a lot of people agree that Mayhem in retrograde is a more fitting name. #MercuryInRetrograde
Mayhem in Retrograde
Dust off your cringey memories, prom season is here. Tag me in your #promposal fail story.
Promposal
Looks like the right way to me.
#MayhemMonday #funny #fail #treefail
Legal: beleaf it or not, insurance coverage is subject to policy terms & conditions.
While you’re on #SpringBreak, I’m staying home to work. Tell me where you’re breaking — I’ll tell you what I’m breaking.
Burgalar.mp4
It’s the day I was literally made for. Tag me in your best pranks for #AprilFoolsDay.
I’m your overly competitive brother. And I’ve been raining on you all season. How you like them buckets? Catch us this week!
Live. Laugh. Love. And then laugh some more. #MayhemMonday #valentinesday