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Standing with Miker Rogers is a betrayal of everything Haley Stevens has fought for her entire career. It's also a betrayal of all of her supporters that believed in her. I hope @AbdulElSayed has a strong victory on Tuesday and that all Democrats and like-minded independents support vote for him.
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I covered El Sayed in 2018. I was one of a handful of national reporters who did so. After he lost the primary, he never said a single negative word about Gretchen Whitmer. He made no demands. All he did was go after the Republicans.
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Joe House "I want to go on record with LeBron, I think he's going to Philadelphia" Bill Simmons "Oh wow, I would bet anything against that" Bill Simmons Pod, 7/22/26
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She’s right. The establishment knew that Cuomo was a sex pest and had to step down from office because of it… PRIOR to running him for nyc mayor… TWICE.
Say what you will, but the establishment vets candidates.
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⚠️The Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza had been organizing public screenings of World Cup matches for displaced families across the Strip. About an hour before today’s Egypt-Argentina match, Israel killed the committee’s public relations director in a strike on his vehicle. Two others, including a child, were also killed.
🚨 BREAKING: Israel has killed Mohamed Fawaz al-Wahidi, director of public relations for the Egyptian Committee in Gaza, Tuesday evening in a strike on a civilian vehicle near the governorate building in Gaza City’s al-Sabra neighborhood, per the Palestinian Information Center. Two other Palestinians, including a child, were killed alongside him and others wounded, per Arabi Post, bringing the day’s death toll from Israeli attacks across Gaza to six, amid ongoing violations of the ceasefire. The Egyptian Committee, established by President Sisi, is Cairo’s official relief arm in Gaza, distributing food, housing displaced families in camps it built at Netzarim, and clearing rubble. Israel has killed its personnel before: in January, an Israeli drone struck a vehicle carrying committee workers filming a new displacement camp near Netzarim, killing five people including three journalists working for the committee. Israeli media reported Cairo sent an angry protest demanding explanations for that attack. The targeted strike and killing of an official of Egypt’s own relief operation comes as Cairo hosts negotiations on the ceasefire’s second phase, with a Hamas delegation in its sixth day of talks there. Reports suggest the strike took place just before the Egypt-Argentina soccer World Cup match.
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It’s crazy that rural Chinese people will offer a random foreigner infinity free food and treat them like a brother while the average suburban American will pull a gun on a girl-scout ringing their doorbell
Sums up China travels pretty well …
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The dinner:
This Jaylen situation can be fixed with one 3-hour dinner in the private room at Toscano’s - table for 6, the Jays, Joe Mazz, Stevens, Chisholm and Wyc. The right trade isn’t there, shit happened, just talk it out without agents, family and extended circle flunkies poisoning it.
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MIKA: Given your sexting, can you call for the release of the Epstein files and not be conflicted in any way? PLATNER: Yes, of course. I engaged in consensual romantic activities with adults at an earlier part of my life. That seems like a fairly normal thing most people do. Going to an island with billionaires to possibly assault children is a vastly, vastly different thing.
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The fact that the most bloodthirsty Zionist mouthpieces, from Van Jones to Fetterman, are running with similar narratives about this tabloid trash should tell you all you need to know about it. This is a hit piece, motivated by Platner's strong stance on cutting aid to Israel.
Van Jones says Platner's candidacy is a "moment of truth" for the Democratic Party “Do you want to sign off on the Donald Trump standard of behavior? ...is that now our standard in this party, or is it not?"
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The two reporters on the New York Times Platner story — Katie Glueck and Lisa Lere — are the same reporters who described Zohran Mamdani's July 2025 win as a "Spiritual Kristallnacht."
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Ken Paxton offered a one day prison sentence to a man who admitted to repeatedly sexually abusing a young boy. The judge was so appalled that he rejected the deal.
I like my wolves in wolves' clothes. James Talarico is dangerous because he poses as a nice, young preacher persona that the average person who doesn't pay much attention to politics might fall for. But don’t be fooled, he is as radical as you can get. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
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Due to a mild winter, my city has asked residents to only water their grass 1-2x a week, and Denver just drained a large lake, but the ~60 data centers in this state are still going strong & getting full access to water.
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Derrick White in the 2026 playoffs: 8.2 PPG 29.8% FG 21.2% 3PT
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Y'all remember when Bill Simmons and his clan at The Ringer ranked Derrick White 21 spots over Embiid for the 25-26 season
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That Christian Braun extension looks so brutal. He's a guard who can't shoot and has to essentially live in the dunker spot, but he couldn't finish tonight, his FT shooting is sketchy, and he's pretty consistently a liability in terms of playoff offense.
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CALLING FOR THE LOUDEST SUNS FANS 🗣️ We're giving away two lower-level tickets to tomorrow's game and we need you to bring the energy 💥 RT this post for your chance to win! 📰 Official Rules: bit.ly/playin-g2-tix-giveawa…
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NEW: Speaker Mike Johnson told reporters today that Pope Leo XIV doesn't understand “something called the just war doctrine.” Pope Leo is an Augustinian friar who spent twelve years leading Augustine’s religious order. Augustine invented the doctrine. thelettersfromleo.com/p/some…
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🚨 WE'RE GIVING AWAY TWO TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S GAME 🚨 For your chance to win two lower-level tickets for tonight's play-in game: 1. Follow us @suns 2. Like this post 3. RT this post 📰 Official Rules: bit.ly/sunstixgiveaway | #SunsUp
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Gaza: 96% of children say they feel death is imminent. After more than two years of war & relentless violence, young Palestinians face a deepening mental health emergency. Girls are at particular risk, including a rise in child marriage, @UNFPA reports. news.un.org/en/story/2026/03…
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