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Kolkata, India
Joined May 2009
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In 10th grade when I said I wanted to be a CA, I didn't really mean filing returns on MCA and GSTN portal!
Dear Elon, history teaches us three lessons:
Never invade Russia in winters.
Never fight Britain at sea.
Never, EVER fight India on Twitter.
One of the underrated perks of being a Jain husband:
there’s at least one day when your wife apologizes.
Everyone saying “whoever suggested the Melodi thing to Modi is so brave”
No one is walking into to Modi with “Sir, I have an Idea..…”
This is 100% Modi seeing the internet, smiling, and saying, “Let’s give them content.”
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60 years ago, Kolkata was one of Asia’s greatest cities.
It took decades of policy, poor priority to bring it down.
But that also means one thing: Policy can work both ways. Use policy again.
This time, to bring Kolkata back.
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I dont remember the last when a I couldnt get tickets for a movies in ANY theatre in the city for two days straight.
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Seeing reports of explosions across multiple major Middle East cities: Tehran, Manama, Riyadh, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Doha.
If this is accurate, it’s a massive escalation: arguably the biggest in years, even after everything last year brought. Hoping civilians are safe.
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If AI is going to matter in a CA office, it should fix the boring grind: collect docs (WhatsApp), auto-organise & tag, push entries to Tally/Excel, reconcile GST, send reminder follow-ups.
Hearing mentioned often in this context
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I’ll be in Singapore from 25–30 Jan for work. If you’re around and would like to connect over a coffee/chat, feel free to DM me—happy to meet and exchange ideas.
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Singapore’s first PM wanted his city to be like Calcutta: beautiful, planned, clean, rich. Back then, Bengal contributed 23% to India’s GDP.
Today? It’s one of the unclean, de-industrialized, in ruins and crumbling cities. Policy matters. It can make or break a legacy.
Apart from Tendulkar and Dhoni BCCI has humiliated almost all big cricketers towards the end of their career.
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Read reports that Rohit Sharma was removed from captaincy without any communication. You don’t do this to someone who just won you back-to-back ICC trophies.
First in IPL after winning 5 trophies, now this. Feel for the man. Doesn’t deserve this.
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Go to office on Sunday- no compliants! But not having even a working portal frustrates everyone. Such waste of Professional man hours!!
It might not look like it, but removing stray dogs is huge.
For the first time in India, the focus is on improving human living conditions!
