@Maxwellium

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Joined June 2009
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This game has been insane. What a comeback and road W for the Valkyries.
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California
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We’re teeing off in 5 hours and I’ve had about 742 beers.
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3 of the most painful losses of my fandom. Absurd
Packers History@HistoricPackersSep 25
Largest margins of defeat by Packers to Falcons 23 (ATL 44, GB 21 - 1/22/17) 21 (ATL 35, GB 14 - 9/24/26) 20 (ATL 27, GB 7 - 1/4/03)
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Man that was awful #Pack
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What did the Packers do to the NFL lol
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@FavwontmissSep 24
Maybe it’s time for a mass streaming boycott. Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount+, Max, Prime Video and Apple TV+ keep raising prices while people are struggling with rent, food and gas. Stop paying and watch how quickly they listen.
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@MLBSep 24
The Cubs and White Sox are BOTH headed to the #Postseason for just the fourth time! 1906, 2008, 2020 and now 2026 😤
Chicago is heading to the Postseason! Split image: Pete Crow-Armstrong in a white pinstriped Cubs uniform (Left) and Munetaka Murakami in a black White Sox jersey and gray pants (Right).

ALT Chicago is heading to the Postseason! Split image: Pete Crow-Armstrong in a white pinstriped Cubs uniform (Left) and Munetaka Murakami in a black White Sox jersey and gray pants (Right).

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some ‘04-09 Andrés Nocioni highlights.
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I don’t know how to explain this but. Davante Adams is an NBA player that plays in the NFL.
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Feel like I’ve watched this exact play from Davante Adams no less than 80 times.
NFL
@NFLSep 22
Matthew Stafford with a strike to Davante Adams for the TD 🎯 @NYGvsLAR on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Feels like all the weird impossible games are called by Kenny Albert & Jonathan Vilma.
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It’s becoming an #AgendaAgainstChelsea with the #Packers What is going on?
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You two need to do a full length album simply for the history of music & hip hop. @kanyewest @madlib
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At some point the Notre Dame offense will try and stretch the field. How will the Badgers defense hold up is the question. Can the pass rush get home.
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Gotta love the Kaleb Johnson pickup for the Packers. So much great history with the Iowa players.
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All time celly. #TheBatDrop
MLB
@MLBAug 29
PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG HAS HIS FIRST CAREER 3-HOMER GAME!
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Will Sheppard has to make the team. Playmaker. Earned it
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Sometimes I smile knowing that in an alternate reality a different Max (me) is currently walking across the United States.
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Chicago, IL 🐐
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