Old Account, find my new tweets over at @Maxmaps

Mexico City
Joined November 2008
Something big, green and mean is coming to The Pit... #Fortnite #FortniteCreative
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Hey friends and people who may remember me, this account is being archived. If you still want to keep up with my dorky self or reconnect for old time's sake, you can find me on @Maxmaps
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Hey friends and people who may remember me, this account is being archived. If you still want to keep up with my dorky self or reconnect for old time's sake, you can find me on @Maxmaps
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Just like riding a bike, with a luxurious 19m/s to spare.
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I know this won't mean much to most people but I am struggling to contain my joy at @WarcraftRadio being back. So many good memories, maybe WoW Classic is magic.
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Carl needs some love and maintenance.
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Is the Republican promise of smaller government in the process of being delivered by slowly firing 3 government officials a week? That's gonna take a while.
When the orc screamed 'Looks like meat's back in the menu' in lotr, how the fuck did he know what a menu is? Do orcs have restaurants?
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What's it called when you reflexively mimic the accent of people you talk to? Because I feel like it's 'total piece of shit' when I do it.
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"WHAT IS IT SAYING?" "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy" #SonyE3 #GodOfWar
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"Surely this is Space Scumbag's peak. Nowhere to go from here." -Me, being wrong repeatedly throughout the years.
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Everyone stressing out about Syria but I have everything planned out. Put 12 bottlecaps and two cans of turpentine in a safe, get blown up.
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Kinda rude to be referred to as a grammar nazi when I prefer the term alt-write.
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On Oct 13th we will be running a fundraising event for the @ablegamers charity. Boardgames all day with many guests
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