Writer. Voiceover. Neurospiky. Not on here anymore. Find me at all the other links. šŖšŗš¬š§š©šŖ
By the sea / London
Joined March 2011
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For those of you still here, you can now preorder my book āNo Heels No Problem: A Neurodivergent Survival Guide To Adult Life When Youāre Dyspraxic or ADHD.ā Itās out everywhere on August 21.
maxinefrancesroper.co.uk/indā¦
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This is like āWho will keep the friends in the divorce?ā only the couple are both assholes and all their friends are also assholes.
Fun fact: Weāre distantly related! (Great Granny born Cecily Young, daughter of Carmichael Youngā¦). Surreal to hear him go through the family history Iāve been hearing from my dad for yearsā¦ bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002d34ā¦
Why machines will never beat humans: iPhone just tried to make a screenshot of my prescription into a photo slideshow with jaunty music.
Businesses: I promise you nobody wants to read your āstoryā as much as they want to see your opening timesā¦
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Would love to be in the room when Darren Grimes realises he has no power to deport immigrants but has to sort out the bin timetable
RIP the sports socks my best friend gave me to run the London marathon in 9 years ago. I donāt know what else I own thatās lasted that long, but doubt itās a long listā¦
Is he going to wear a Union Jack dressā¦? independent.co.uk/tv/news/stā¦
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Ooh, Sunday evening dread is extra spicy on a Monday.
š¶ āThe famous Hatfield College went to Rome to see the Popeā¦ā #NicheJokes
Happy Easter weekend from my sick room. #TrainLurgy #probably
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As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:
When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.
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Anyone sentient in the mid-90s is currently experiencing an elongated cut scene hidden in the word ānavigatedā
How King Charles and his 'darling' Queen Camilla have navigated their 50-year love affair as they mark 20th wedding anniversary
news.sky.com/story/king-charā¦
Slowly forgetting I have a twitter account, and need to start sorting my new account elsewhere. But for what itās worth, this was my long weekendā¦
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council taxā¦
Them: What band are you in?
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band
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Argh! I just cocked up with a spam/scam call. My mobile rang, a number I didn't recognise. I answered. An obviously automated female voice said
"I want to talk to you about work. Please add me on What's App." Then rang off.
As I answered, they'll now have logged that my number is real. So I (& anyone else who's done the same) now need be vigilant for a wave of spam messages and calls coming my way.
Itās light on my Sunday night train! šš
#SimplePleasures