@MaximumHam

I'm a narcoleptic pilot who goes blind every time I get an erection.

Joined July 2015
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Comments turned off by the guy scolding us on flying while he owns 4 planes is peak hot-take bullshit.
Bill Gates
@BillGatesOct 8
Aviation is one of the hardest parts of the economy to decarbonize.
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Thos is less a slide and more a work of art
Tyler Milliken
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Can we fully appreciate this slide from Roman Anthony?
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I'm coming for your gig, @LouMerloni ! 🤣💚🍀
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We need to see this so much more than we need to see the bad that the news loves to show you. The small acts of kindness and love is what keeps darkness at bay. (Butchering a long, wonderful quote by Gandalf)
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"Now we're down 7-4. This team sucks. How can ownership do this to us." -Red Sox fans, every chance we get.
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7-7, I love this team! 😂
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RETWEET IF YOU WANT NOTRE DAME TO BRING BACK THESE UNIFORMS!!! ☘️🔥
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Anyone need a Roman Anthony bobblehead SIGNED by the man himself?! 🎁 #WooSoxWishList RT for a chance to win!
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We have a Marcelo Mayer autographed ball that needs a good home! 🎁 #WooSoxWishList RT for a chance to win!
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/c1Iew4wke2 “One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government.” ― @RonPaul
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All these years later and still...chills.
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@NESN17 Oct 2025
21 YEARS AGO, TONIGHT 🗓️ @KMillar15: "Don't let us win tonight!" 🗣️ The rest is history 📚 (@MLBNetwork, @MLBONFOX)
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Time for a Breggy walk-off!
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Well, ANYone with a walk off
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Would!
Community Notes & Violations
@CNviolations14 Aug 2025
I would watch this. xitter.cf/roaneatan4/status/1954…
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My latest on #NDFootball and the historical importance of winning the opener at Miami: #NotreDame @CanesFootball ndinsider.com/story/sports/c…

For Notre Dame football, history suggests winning the season opener is a non-negotiable

Opening on Labor Day weekend at Miami, Notre Dame football will try to avoid going 0-1 with a first-time starter at quarterback.

ndinsider.com
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I was thinking about "last words" - not because I'm dying or anything - but most people would imagine family around a deathbed, and sage advice is uttered... But I have to imagine "OOPS" or "oh, SHIT" is the most common last words...
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🎯 @TheFreeThought2
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