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The dog - the toddler - the baby - the wife

Oxford
Joined June 2011
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Max Everson retweeted
I have been more tempted to go on a killing spree after playing fifa than I ever have gta
🎮🇫🇷 GTA 6 fait "l’apologie du crime", estime le journaliste Christophe Barbier. (LCI)
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This weird shit going on six days before GTA VI is absolutely disgusting and needs to stop.
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Max Everson retweeted
He's absolutely right
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Max Everson retweeted
People tweeting Harry Kane will easily break Wayne Rooney's England record like he won't be playing for Stoke in the championship in 2018
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I took my kids to Disney World for three weeks back in May. I’ll do as I please with my one day in lieu 👀
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Bit boring playing Croatia every other week, ain’t it.
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Cheers for getting involved, Annie. #thechase
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*with Harry Kane
Mauricio Pochettino’s Premier League record (full seasons only): • 2014–15: 5th • 2015–16: 3rd • 2016–17: 2nd • 2017–18: 3rd • 2018–19: 4th Remember, he did all of that with Spurs. Yes, Spurs. 😅
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There’s another £90m signing next summer then 👀 and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it
Fall Out Boy is bringing the Twilight Of The Punks Tour to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Saturday 5 June, 2027 with special guests A Day To Remember and Neck Deep. Venue pre-sale tickets available from 12pm on Wednesday 11 November. 🤘 🔗 thfc.pro/4sTDSJN
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Max Everson retweeted
Bit drastic mate, it’s only a game and plenty of games left to turn it around
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Russell Brand did more attacking in his past than Spurs did today.
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Maddison clearly not fit either. What’s the point 🤷‍♂️
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Embarrassing.
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“If you’re gonna have a rule, let’s do it”. Yeahhhh make sure there are corners but not red cards for foul play. Fuck off, Gerrard.
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Don’t know about you lot, but I’m glad the Marmoush deal isn’t permanent. What a let down.
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Plus, Porro has been really shit.
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The commentary has been a calamity as well.
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Max Everson retweeted
All we want is consistency. Laughable.
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Absolutely fucking atrocious this sport. Reffed by some pricks in a room with no windows and multiple replays, and they still get it wrong.
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