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Likes: Video games, Cars, petting dog's tied up outside shop's, Huge OutsideXbox, OutsideXtra and Eurogamer fan and Nerd. Struggles with Depression and Anxiety.

Northern Ireland
Joined November 2018
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Arizona dog found a missing 2-year-old on his nightly patrol that a local rescue team spent 16 hours searching for. 15/10
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I feel pretty rotten, sharing Amy’s update. She’s a wonderful friend, and I hope with all my heart that she’s your future colleague. You couldn’t ask for better.
Guess who is the next victim of the games industry redundancies 👇🏻 Mega sad cause PS Access/UK are a great bunch and I know they're as gutted as I am, but I'm a relentless optimist, so please give this a share and let's see what happens next eh🌈 More about me below... 1/3
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Guess who is the next victim of the games industry redundancies 👇🏻 Mega sad cause PS Access/UK are a great bunch and I know they're as gutted as I am, but I'm a relentless optimist, so please give this a share and let's see what happens next eh🌈 More about me below... 1/3
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Nice job!
Hey @MikeChannell, been working on some gaming retrospectives you might be interested in. My latest is a Robocod overview, because of course it is. If Ellen's ran out of fish puns, I got you covered. No need to trawl 😉. Please share if you enjoy. Cheers! youtu.be/MEHaKpIiZyM
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Nooooooooooo!!!!!
This is heartbreaking news! I used to love looking through these. And if it wasn't for OPM's demo discs, I would never have played so many games which I still adore today...
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Woke up to an email that I’ve been let go from Dot Esports and Gamurs this morning effective immediately. I’ve just bought a house and I’m getting married next year. So, I’m looking for work…. (RTs appreciated)
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The Crew 2 is £0.98 on steam currently. It's an ok arcade racing game, but that discount of 98% is pretty crazy.
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OFFLINE MODE FOR THE CREW 2 AND THE CREW MOTORFEST CONFIRMED!!!! WWWW
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I've never laughed as hard as I did when I first saw this.
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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The multiple hmmmms, the fly, the parrots, Frink, the scream—it’s perfect.
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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i legit believe this is the best simpsons bit ever and also one of the best comedy bits ever written in the english language
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly, always. You can live with dignity, you can’t die with it." -House
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Max Velocity retweeted
“Just walk into a business and hand them your resume”
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Hey puppy time to wear this harness Every puppy ever:
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what was the saddest fictional character death for you?
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Max Velocity retweeted
This is Wolff. He does not know why people occasionally come up to him for side quests. But he always gives them one. 13/10
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