@MaxPower001

Greying middle-age man. Looking forward to my deathbed and wishing I spent more time in the office. Tweets for own amusement. Pronouns: Deadset Legend

 Perth, Western Australia
Joined October 2009
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Can't be that hard?! Like dodging maggies in Magpie Season. Ammiright?!
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@GunloverClub1Aug 2
No amount of training prepares you for modern warfare. If an FPV drone singles you out in the open, your chances drop to zero.
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The age of Keir is over. The time of the orc has come.
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Replying to @Matt_Camenzuli
I was shocked to read that he once worked as a Liberal staffer. That must have been the pivot around which the party turned bad.
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Replying to @LyrebirdDream
Im not sure if it's bigotry or ignorance that assumes a person's culture is simply what they eat ... 😳 What this does prove, however ... Is that we have the recipes ... and the ingredients.
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Massive LOL @GeoffNorcott. David Warner is just as hated in Australia!
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Timeline now flooded with Pakistani/Chinese propaganda. Almost nostalgic for Green/Labor Soy-boy propaganda.
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So. Who will replace Dutton if the LNP lose?
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Sinking depressing feeling Albanese will win this election. Can only pray he maintains his majority.
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It's sad that young people today will never realise how good music was in the 80's and 90's. It wasn't just an amusement it - it was the soundtrack to LIFE.
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Example. Pure. Genius. youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcP…
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My timeline is completely flooded with delusional ALP supporters.
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That's what the ALP conveniently glosses over. The baseline for mortgage payments, groceries etc has increased dramatically since 2021 with no commensurate (unless you are the public service) increase in pay. Only people falling for it are the usual idiots.
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Yesterday’s rate cut means annual repayments for an average mortgage just got $1100 cheaper. But… Annual repayments on a 600k mortgage have risen approx $18,000 since the RBA started lifting rates in May 2022. #ausbiz #Australia
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You thought the last ad got you? This one is just as amazing. Just as beautiful. Wow wow wow. I’m not crying. You’re crying.
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Imagine leaving your elephants for 14 months due to an emergency, not knowing if they'd even remember you.. 🎥 animalheroesworld on IG
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Every politician in the UK should watch this speech from @PierrePoilievre and use it as a manual of to how to approach their job.
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Happy 150th Birthday Sir Winston Churchill.
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If you believe that American women and ethnic minorities lost their rights overnight then you're not intelligent enough to participate in politics tbh.
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R U Ok Day. The most patronizing token corporate virtue-signaling event in the working year. Hate your Job?! Have a cupcake. Tempted to go ‘postal’?! Have a cupcake.
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Jesus @martyrmade didn’t you stir-up a X hornets nest?!!
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