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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedy30 Jun 2021

That awkward moment when the war in Iraq lasted longer than Donald Rumsfeld

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@nathanmarzionOct 25

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Jamie Bonkiewicz

@JamieBonkiewiczOct 15

MAGA Christians when the public execution gets canceled.

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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedyOct 16

Remember when Republicans thought this was the guy who would hold pedophile elites accountable lol

🚨 BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is being sued for participating in an alleged sex trafficking ring.

Matt Gaetz (left) and a federal courtroom (right)

ALT Matt Gaetz (left) and a federal courtroom (right)

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Nick@BigBicNickJul 30

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_suJul 12

Mitch McConnell’s last words: “Lindsay Graham survives…”

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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedyJul 2

Can’t believe Brad Stevens traded Brown for PG AND let Mike Gansey fuck his wife

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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedyJun 23

Portland Trailblazers just won the Giannis trade

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AnA@samoti93Jun 21

Morgen Argentinien gegen Österreich wird so geil einfach hitlers Geburtsland und hitlers Fluchtland in einem Stadion

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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedyJun 14

If the Knicks blew that 3-1 lead the city would have taken that harder than 9/11

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Max Marcus@MaxMarcusComedyJun 12

I’ve always had your back @HunterBiden

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Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin

@robbiegoodwinJun 9

The president has sapped the Knicks of their power like the mon starrs

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@joshhart7 Nov 2020

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

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@Jack_FrodoJun 5

tag @HunterBiden instead of grok for your questions from now on.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

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Rebecah 🍒@BecahJayyJun 2

Voting for Becerra because you “can’t vote for a billionaire” is so lazy, man. How is being funded by Chevron, Kalshi, McDonalds, and every other huge cooperation morally better??? Don’t piss me off

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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)

@KyleKulinskiMay 28

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i wanna see a gatorade ad with a hungover person, i’m sick of seeing athletes

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@KnicksMemesMay 1

The Hawks can still beat the Knicks in Georgia if Mike Pence has the courage

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Melanie D'Arrigo

@DarrigoMelanieFeb 28

Updated:

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@onyx_updateJan 7

FOR THE LAST TIME: I am not a liberal I am not a conservative I am not a republican nor a democrat I am not even a centrist I like talking about basketball but now I have to speak out on things that people should know about, ICE is a terrorist organization funded by the DHS

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