Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. Ex-cop & military. Writing about everyday things.
Joined February 2013
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Most people will rent their whole lives and never own a place. Is that just the new normal, or did something go wrong?
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I'll start. Putting my phone away when the kids are around. Hardest easy thing I've done.
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My daughter just handed me her toy phone and said "it's for you".
Apparently I have a meeting with a teddy bear.
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Two kids, one wife, zero arguments won. Ex-cop and still can't close a case at home.
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This morning started with hot coffee at a cafe. Tiny pumpkins on the lids for the vibe☕️
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The best parenting advice I got: they copy what you do, not what you say. So now I'm the one eating my vegetables first.
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We went out for a quick walk. 20 minutes later we're still at the same puddle.
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Things my 2yo said today: "no",
"'mine', 'again', and "daddy fix it." Honestly that's my whole job description.
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Book club meeting. Members:
2. ages: 2 and almost 1. the older one reads, the younger one tries to eat the page. Gonna pretend this happens every day.
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Little getaway. Rain on the glass, fire outside, and one tiny explorer who refused to sleep because "the lights are awake"
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People asked if having them so close in age was a good idea. Ask me again when I’ve slept.
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Got called a bot today on my birthday 😂 Fair, my page is full of AI cartoons. Here’s why: I don’t post my kids’ real faces. But the tired dad typing this with cold coffee? Very real.
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It's my birthday🎂
Picture 1: the man people think I am.
Pictures 2-4: who I really am.
Just a dad wrapped around two tiny fingers.
