CFCDumpy · May 24, 2026 · 5:57 PM UTC

CFCDumpy

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonMay 24

Off you pop, useless

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomanoMay 24

Enzo Fernández to Chelsea fans. 👋🏼

CFCDumpy · Apr 30, 2026 · 9:43 AM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonApr 30

Replying to @FabrizioRomano

Turf Moore on Saturday

CFCDumpy · Apr 22, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonApr 22

Replying to @ChelseaFC @jt_stamford

Todd Brent

CFCDumpy · Apr 21, 2026 · 9:21 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonApr 21

🚨BREAKING:

indykaila News

@indykailaApr 21

🚨 BREAKING: CHELSEA FANS, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW US RIGHT! The next 48 hours are about to be ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!! 🚨 EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING CALLED 🆘 LIAM ROSENIOR IS GETTING SACKED… IT’S NOT A MATTER OF IF… IT’S A MATTER OF WHEN!! HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! #cfc

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CFCDumpy · Feb 25, 2026 · 6:37 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonFeb 25

The king

Ainsley George 🇺🇦🇬🇧@AinsleyScorahFeb 25

It looks increasingly likely we’ve seen Constitution Hill run his last race over hurdles. Here’s to the next chapter. Constitution Hill x Viva La Vida

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CFCDumpy · Feb 23, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonFeb 23

Replying to @afcfred17

Nah I’m not mate who was in Tottenham at first light

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CFCDumpy · Feb 23, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonFeb 23

Replying to @afcfred17

How would you know my old man saw you at ebbsfleet at 3.45

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CFCDumpy · Feb 23, 2026 · 4:49 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpletonFeb 23

Replying to @afcfred17

My old man was stuck in traffic outside the ground and said the away support was dreadful tbf

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CFCDumpy · Dec 16, 2025 · 10:36 PM UTC

CFCDumpy@MaxDumpleton16 Dec 2025

Just what we need another midfielder

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive15 Dec 2025

🚨 Chelsea are leading the race to sign Kobbie Mainoo and could move for the Manchester United midfielder as early as January. The Blues are currently ahead of 12 clubs in the chase for the English midfielder, despite Mainoo’s preference for a move to Napoli. (Source: @CaughtOffside)