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Yoyoyo I made a very funny comedy instagram with my roommate check it out if you're a fan of silly jokes told poorly
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I stand with @IATSE. Our hard working crews don’t make enough money, and don’t get enough rest. I worry for people driving home after 16 hour days. I worry for people who don’t see their families. I worry for people whose exhaustion exacerbates mental and physical health issues.
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Had the pleasure of being on The Pack Podcast with the awesome @trentculkin, @BethTriffon & @MaxBurkholder! Written by the amazing @thegenepack. Episode “DREIDEL” is available to listen now! Head to thepackpodcast.org and I hope you enjoy it!
I’ll be going live on @Twitch Thursday at 3:30 pm Pacific! What game do y’all wanna see me play?? Twitch.tv/thatkidfromthepurg…
29%Kingdom Hearts II
29%God of War 2018
21%Call of Duty: Cold War
21%Shadow of the Colossus
14 votes • Final resultsHello folks!! My name is Max Burkholder and this week I will be kicking off my soon-to-be illustrious streaming career on @twitch under the handle “thatkidfromthepurge” I’ll be posting details about the date and time sometime tomorrow. Looking forward to meeting you all!!!
This has been eating me up inside for years. Twice I have been in a restaurant, and someone has recognized me and paid for my meal and told me that they did, but I misheard them and just said “bye” only to find out their kindness later. If it was you, thank you. I love you.
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Please sign this plea to the president! Brandon was only 18 years old when he committed this crime as an accomplice & he has demonstrated positive behavior throughout his 20 years of incarceration, even reaching out to others and counseling them not to follow in his path.
#BrandonBernard. Helpsavebrandon.com. He has a date of 12/10 and is unjustly on death row. Please signal boost and visit the website for more ways to help 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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#BrandonBernard. Helpsavebrandon.com. He has a date of 12/10 and is unjustly on death row. Please signal boost and visit the website for more ways to help 🙏🏼🙏🏼
The death penalty is racist and arbitrary.
The federal government should abandon its rush to execute five more people under an outgoing administration.
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Butter, vodka, sex... maybe I should be a little excited but in reality I’m just very, very scared
wine/penis/travel
Oh my God I’m finally gonna make the Ernest Hemingway/Truman Capote caper movie in Croatia that @DavidKHarbour & I have always dreamed of!
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Socialism is a scare word they've hurled at every advance the people have made. Socialism is what they called public power, social security, deposit insurance, and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for anything that helps all people.
--Harry Truman, 1952
Are sentient bees telepathically controlling our nation’s newscasters? More at hive—I mean five. Fuck. Bzzbzz.
Absolutely disgusting. I used to think that I had the world’s smallest penis and was genuinely proud of that title. Not only are these people racist bigoted assholes who don’t care who dies as long as it isn’t them, but they took my title away from me too. Fuckers.
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Do not listen. This is shit advice.
I have nothing to do with this.
In the wise words of my wife. “What has changed?”
Nothing.
There is no cure, there is no vaccine.
Go out at your peril. Mingle at your own risk.
Just remember
“Bring out your dead.”
Be safe
Eric
It's time to dust off your finest attire now that pubs & restaurants are open from tomorrow. Which Python will be inspiring your outfit? #MontyPython
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Oh my God. WATCH TO THE END.
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Huge congratulations to COVID-19, which just had its HIGHEST day of new cases in LA County since the pandemic began, on the re-opening of aquariums, bars, stores, restaurants, gyms and various other high-contact enclosed spaces!!!
Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor
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