♥☆LIKE A BOSS☆♥

In life, sometimes you can't wait for something to come to you, you have to get up and go for it yourself.

One kiss on the neck will get things started.

Don't fuck with someone's relationship, because you can't get one.

Relationships nowadays = 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Hoe, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & one friend secretly hoping it ends.

Never get too attached to something that isn't yours.

Leggings with no ass .. is like a wallet with no cash

A good date ends with dinner, but an excellent date ends with breakfast.

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.

The fool hides what would eat him.

If a stripper is called an exotic dancer, then a drug dealer should be called an exotic pharmacist

If two people are happy together.. You leave them the fuck alone.

Bust a NUT then smoke a blunt.

The prettiest girls have an "A" in their name.

Save a bed, just sleep together.

Shout out to the white girls with asses

Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world

Kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that.

If you ever get sad, think of a T-Rex trying to masturbate.

Periods are ridiculous. Girls shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

Swans only have one partner for their whole life and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart.