@Mavooma

Law Student | Coding Student | IG: https://xitter.cf/t.co/8xkXtrHTkd

 Margate, South Africa
mavooma.netlify.app/
Joined August 2011
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  • Followers6.6K
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Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.
Ezennaya๐ŸงŠ
@ChrisslimzOct 2
Until you get married, youโ€™ll never understand why side-chicks are important to every married man.
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cฮฟcฯƒฮฑ
@shawtie_e5h
Same way I still want money from a man I love
Sarah๐ŸŒธโœจ@SarahSpace__Oct 18
Even the most genuine and decent guy still wants sex from you. Do not be deceived
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Pari is a weirdo@laukipari16h
Women who choose not to have children get more hate than men who abandon the children they already have
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CrownprinceCom2
@CrownprinceCom2Oct 16
This is the real definition of tapping current in the wrong way ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Big piece of land with a lake and livestock and no neighbors close by.
Nanya แฅซแญก๐Ÿ’—
@Simply_Nanya110h
A big wedding or a private wedding?
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@_iamhabeeb7h
give yourself the chance to meet someone new. donโ€™t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didnโ€™t see you as worth keeping.
Nattie
@nattiesworlddOct 18
In conclusion ?
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I'm sorry but this is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐ŸŽƒ Fifi ๐ŸŽƒ
@BookQueen0010h
When I think Iโ€™m acting ridiculous the Universe shows me things like this and I realize Iโ€™m fine.
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I enjoy doing this so much these days. And I always choose to respond to the less serious part.
sarika@sarikatwtsOct 18
started texting like a man by replying to whichever part of the message i feel like acknowledging and ignoring the rest
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Anunaki
@Anunakin16h
UNISA is the most affordable accessible university in South Africa. Judges in the constitutional court have qualifications from UNISA, top lawyers have gone through UNISAโ€ฆI really dont understand why its butt of the joke, when 5 years after graduating, students are yet to see their qualifications from UCT because they canโ€™t afford fees there.
Mthwakazi independence
@zondo_sikhumbaOct 18
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚dead
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@ReleGloOct 18
Without being greedy, how much do you need to fix all your problems?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Bongekile Mthembu๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
@_Bongekile_14h
Me chasing deadlines ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I just asked my manager if Limpopo is auditioning for Hell yini because why is it 37ยฐC in Spring? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Ribii๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฉฐ
@Setsibakax11h
Limpopo heat doing this to our Jojo tanks Taps are dry ๐Ÿ˜ข too
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For it to rain the whole week ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
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big B ๐Ÿ’Ž@_maKhushwayo14h
I have two degrees from a university ranked in the top 1% in the world and I work for one of the top firms globally ๐Ÿ˜ญ trust me, relationship or not Iโ€™ll be just fine.
Being HER@BeingHER3oOct 18
You wont realize how stupid you are until that relationship ends till then , enjoy
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@praisepal_15h
financial stability, i yearn for you.
๐’ซ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐“€๐’พโ›ท๏ธ
@praisepal_21h
academic comeback, i yearn for you.
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๐Ÿ’‹โœจ๏ธ@Noth3r3forfunOct 18
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@topboyysznOct 18
R500 from a trying boyfriend or 5k from a blesser?
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molola๐Ÿซง๐ŸŒธ@LolaschanneOct 18
A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.
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Andisiwe.@AndyRalaOct 16
Lazy, greedy, discourteous, inconsiderate, petulant, unhygienic, selfish, stank attitude, demanding, self centred, pathological liars, dirtyyy and entitled!
mfazi๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ@GrizzinLuvOct 15
You guys who grew up with brothers really suffered, we are staying with a male relative and Yoh ha.a
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Yoh can't believe I have to work ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Africa Today Media Group
@africatodayMG13h
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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NtsikiMazwaiMedia
@ntsikimazwai13h
Gents, I have a questionโ€ฆ. Most of you do so much for us. You pay for dates, send us uber eats and even petrol sometimes. How do we give back to you? What do you guys like? What would you appreciate more of from your women? ๐Ÿคญโค๏ธ๐ŸŒธ
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