Chairman of selectors and considerably more intelligent than you. Parody

Joined August 2019
With the first round of the County Championship underway all eyes are on the IPL to see who will make the Test XI against New Zealand in June
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At least our guys can still drive themselves to the match
Hey guys, sorry time zone got the best of me. Interesting stat. When was the last time I went 42 innings without a test hundred?? Oh do you guys still have a curfew, asking for a mate 🤣
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Bit harsh
Replying to @MaverickEdSmith
Based on your account's history and the 2019 impersonation block, the most famous person to block you is Ed Smith.
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Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to block my account? Just give me a name. Don’t tag them.
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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I’m back bitches 👊🏻
Welcome Ed Smith! 👋 The former England international has been named as the new MCC President, serving a 12-month term starting 1 October 2025.

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Except when it was Simon Hughes - he could safely be ignored
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Martin McCague’s test cap
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English cricket will never again scale the heights it did under my leadership
Tell us about that one unpopular cricketing opinion that feels like this?
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Sam Curran is the swarm harmoniser the Test team needs
What cricket opinion has you like this?
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Lord’s would kill for a crowd like this on Day 5
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Amazing picture but why is Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air in it?
The greatest selfie of all-time? Guess the year 📸: Sachin Tendulkar
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A World Cup where you can reach the semi final by only beating one non-associate nation is exactly the sort of tournament I’m here for
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To be fair the ICC probably wouldn’t do anything about it because it’s India though
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Or as Shane Warne would have said “For approximately 1 test match 1.8 times”
Replying to @Daniel_Sugarman
In terms of cricket times, Monty was an official part of Galloway's Party for approximately 1.8 Test Matches.
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You don’t have to have a double first from Cambridge like me to realise they spelt “wankers” wrong.
Monty Panesar will be on the ballot in Ealing Southall, declaring he wants "to be the voice for the workers of this country" es.pn/3xYVkUS
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