Jim

Can't wait to watch young Kemi hiss and spit at the govt benches in an attempt to score 6th-form Debating Soc. points with her homies when she does the bojo "over the shoulder" search for approval from the baying hordes, rather than raise pertinent governmental issues at #PMQ.

And to you guys.

#PostOfficeInquiry In Karma-related news, Justin OilWellsby (© @PrivateEyeNews ), friend of St. Paula, has decided to spend more time with his money.

#PostOfficeInquiry fwiw, following the conclusion of Phase 7 I think I'll leave this cesspit for good, after 12 years, and complete my move to Bluesky. I don't wish to enrich Elron by attracting views, no matter how comparatively meager they might be.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Incorrect use of "recuse". I know it's a bit picky of me, but I do wish people wouldn't make arses of themselves by using words they think make them sound clever, or witty, or down wiv da kidz when the subject matter is serious, and doesn't merit it.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch: a propos of nothing, I saw this. threads.net/@beardedgenius/p…

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; When Mr Beer asks "Is it your evidence that..." you'd better think carefully before answering.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Now she's worried about not following process regarding Staunton. Is this the same non-bureaucrat who gave evidence before lunch?

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; ffs stop saying vanilla when you mean saccharin!

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; She doesn't really understand the meaning of the term "vanilla version".

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Here we go on Staunton. Didn't bother to meet him - he needed to bang on her door, like all the other servants.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Basically taking the opportunity to set out her stall as a future PM, to get rid of the Civil Service. The Donald will be welling up as he listens to this. She's so naive; it must be embarrassing to be a member of HM Opposition.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; I would prefer it in the hardcopy rather than on screen. (Now where have I heard that delaying tactic while I make shit up before?)

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; She's really struggling to reinterpret all that policy-wonk stuff. Which is written down.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; She's explaining why the official instructions she received are wrong.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Now she's trying to explain to granny how to suck eggs. This will not go well for her.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Everything was delegated. I just rubber-stamped decisions. The distancing didn't take long to come to the fore.

#PostOfficeInquiry BadEnoch; Mr Beer going to great lengths to point out she had several jobs, some of which lasted several weeks.

#PostOfficeInquiry Reynolds; Classic body-language postures from him - using his hands, and squaring up imaginary documentation, looking down to focus on his important points, all as he spends ages saying sweet FA.

#PostOfficeInquiry Reynolds; Did he say "Priti Badenoch" or did I mis-hear?