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“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” okay well I’m blonde??? I’m skinny??? I’m rich??? And I’m a little bit of a bitch??!?
“i asked for an ER to a straight 6 and she (the lead) said no” – selena gomez
“To get out of taking lunch?”
*selena nods*
Is it too late to put a dildo in my pants for every picture/video? Like, since everyone is doing it already, would it even be worth it?
Woman: I love your Miss Piggy shirt!
Me: It’s @trixiemattel!











