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Not-so-closet nerd and jock. Food enthusiast. And by food enthusiast, I mean fat ass.

Joined June 2010
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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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This is me 20 years ago. I am filming (and sleeping) in this rental house with friends. The Puffy Chair has recently premiered at Sundance. I am in a healthy relationship with the love of my life. After years of relentlessly pushing myself through the struggle, everything is finally working. I look so happy. Everyone can see it and is commenting on it. Not long after this picture is taken is when I have a nervous breakdown. I don't see it coming. It brings me to my knees. Thankfully, the story ends well. I'm able to build myself back up with therapy, medication, exercise, consistent sleep, etc. In some ways, that breakdown was a gift to help me become the person I am now. It certainly made me a kinder, gentler father/husband/friend/collaborator/mentor. But it almost broke me. Today is the last day of Men's Mental Health Month. Please remember that you can't always see what's going on from the outside. Sometimes it looks "happy." Check on your loved ones. Check in with yourself. And if you or someone you know is heading somewhere scary, @988Lifeline is a text/chat/call away.
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Dominicans hyping up a Korean 🇩🇴🇰🇷
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This is the beauty of the WBC: A 29-year-old bearded electrician from Ostrava, Czechia who has played baseball his whole life in a country where very few play the sport helps Czechia qualify for its first-ever WBC, strikes out Shohei Ohtani on a pitch he says came out of his hand wrong, and becomes one of the faces of the Classic. Ondřej Satoria, who is retiring from the national team after this tournament, will leave Japan where he gets stopped for autographs and photos and receives standing ovations, and fly back to Ostrava where he’s a normal guy with a simple life. And while no one back home is stopping him in the streets for autographs, imagine the stories he’ll have for his 2-year-old son when he grows up. “The most important thing is that the baseball community from around the world now knows that Czechia plays baseball.” - @OndrejSatoria in @michaelsclair’s book “We Sacrifice Everything to Baseball” 🇨🇿
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Justin Smith was a MENACE with the 49ers. 43.5 sacks and 5 Pro Bowl selections 🔥
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Hire this man in San Francisco NOW
This wasn’t easy to write. Thank you for taking a moment with it.
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The Niners dropping a hype video backed by Deftones while the Seahawks use Turnstile? The rivalry is so back
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If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
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It’s 334 @AroundtheHorn wins in this picture
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“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”
Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan.
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...Garrett's '2-step teleport' move looks fun to pass protect, jesus
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🥲🥲🥲🥲 @coachjermz @BeanDaddy_
Who killed the goal line fade? It's a play so pretty that, despite the analytics, these coaches never want to see it die 🏈🙏 #NFLFilmsPresents
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They realized they can't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime
Breaking: Cowboys are signing free-agent DE Jadeveon Clowney, owner Jerry Jones announced.
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This is so embarrassing @coachjermz @BeanDaddy_
The A’s are inducting the Big Three of Barry Zito, Mark Mulder and Tim Hudson, along with broadcaster Monte Moore into their Hall of Fame tonight in West Sacramento. Suffice to say, not many fans they played in front of made the trip.
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A generational talent if you ask me
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Lake Superior hasn't wrecked anyone like this since the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Ricky bein Ricky 🤷 @coachjermz @BeanDaddy_ @vinoisdopetoo
The year Harold Reynolds won the stolen base title with 60, Rickey Henderson called him, used himself in the 3rd person, made fun of the number and then hung up. Best thing you’ll see today
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"I think we've seen this gentleman before. He's creative. I mean, you get in your garage, you take a gummy and you never know what's gonna happen." Duane Kuiper.
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Elon waking up from his drug binge to find himself on a plane to El Salvador like the opening Skyrim cutscene.
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