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ɪG - @Matty | (probably w/ @jake1of1)

Suh dude
Joined June 2011
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Get ready, Las Vegas. IT’S TIME TO MAKE HISTORY! The official @NFL Super Bowl LVIII Press Conference is HAPPENING NOW: youtube.com/live/hHH4UlpXJXw… #ItsHappeningHere
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Vegas is officially on the clock! The #VegasSuperBall has made its way home -- who do you want to see in @AllegiantStadm next February? @lvsuperbowlhc
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Who got the tree plug in New Orleans?
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Landing 9.9 ⏰ @oakley
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Honoring 5 Americans killed in Black Hawk helicopter crash in Egypt Thursday: -Capt. Seth Vandekamp, 31, Katy, Texas -CW3 Dallas Garza, 34, Fayetteville, N.C. -CW2 Marwan Ghabour, 27, Marlborough, Mass. -Staff Sgt. Kyle McKee, 35, Painesville, Ohio
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Just know u ain’t the only one going thru some shit
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my grandpa is unhinged
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LMAO WE ALL GOT THAT ONE FRIEND 😭😭😭 @MattyLohmann
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Your son's name is literally LeBron James Jr.
Just waking back up from my pregame nap to see about The Washington Football team??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Is that real?? No way! Oh man they had a thorough intense long board meeting about that one huh. 🥴🤦🏾‍♂️
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This video of cops accidentally arresting an FBI agent is amazing.... xitter.cf/TheoShantonas/status/1…
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Replying to @mysticalwishing
and ill bop you right upside the head too fym
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Damn bro you used to look like a Greek God and now you look like you listen to podcasts
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This is a weird time for everyone. Bizarre shit to say the least - we’ll get back on our feet in no time. New song. One week. #ONMYOWN
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my asshole two weeks after wiping with chipotle napkins cause y’all wanted to buy all the toilet paper at the store
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I drive a Honda Clarity Hybrid. I pay $20/month on gas. My last car was an S550 Benz. I spent $500/month on gas. A lot of people I know look at me crazy for this. Some people think I must be doing worse financially and needed the downgrade. Only the real hustlers understand
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Matty retweeted
Why does it have to be the roaring twenties can we just be quiet for a lil bit. the quiet twenties
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Matty retweeted
I think imma have to change the hinges on my door w/ @RoddyRicch #TheBoxChallenge
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New song YEA YEA out FRIDAY
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Yoo this takes video of the Year. WHY ARE KIDS SO BOLD 😂😂😂
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