LFC, Futsal, Kids, Wife. Not always in that order. 🤪 Founder & owner of @BucksFutsalClub & @BucksFutsalClubYouth My views only, blah blah blah.

Joined November 2010
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Football is hard to love right now. You wait 3 weeks for it to return, only to watch your side succumb due to a combination of injuries sustained on international duty, an inept refereeing performance and ultimately lose against a team that shouldn’t even be allowed to play.
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110 points out of 114 possible, without cheating. The Greatest Team in Premier League history.
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🚨 Jurgen Klopp on whether he misses his rivalry with Pep Guardiola after taking charge of Germany: “I had my first proper sessions with Germany and afterwards I was sitting there thinking, ‘Okay… this is different.’ Then somebody asked me if there was anything I missed about club football. Unfortunately, I thought of Pep. [laughs] I spent years trying to get away from this man. You win 10 games, you look at the table and City have won 11. You get 97 points and somehow you’re 2nd. Before playing them you spend 3 days thinking about what Pep might change, then the game starts and he’s put a midfielder at left back for some reason. It was exhausting. But I miss it. Because we believed in football differently. Pep wanted control. I wanted the game to become something nobody could control. He wanted 25 passes before hurting you. Sometimes I wanted three. Neither of us changed for the other one. We just kept trying to prove our football could beat the other’s. And I think that’s why those Liverpool-City games felt different. It wasn’t only two great teams. It was two completely different answers to the same question. Now I’m with Germany and maybe one day Pep takes a national team. 🗣️ Reporter: “You actually want that?” 🗣️ Klopp: “Of course. Give him Spain. Give him Brazil. Give him whoever he wants. Then maybe we meet in a World Cup semi-final and spend another week pretending we’re enjoying ourselves. [laughs] I think football deserves one more. Pep once said he’d sleep better when I left Liverpool. He’s had enough sleep now.”
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This. Adds to fans becoming disillusioned with the game. A simple game made way too complicated by stupid, inconsistency applied rules to suit their narrative. – at Woburn Sands, England
🚨 Roy Keane on Gakpo not being awarded a penalty against Ipswich: 🗣️ Keane: “I must’ve missed something during the week because I was told last weekend that this was a penalty. When Alisson made contact with Williams after he’d already taken his shot, I said it wasn’t a penalty. The argument afterwards was, ‘It doesn’t matter that the ball is gone. There’s still contact.’ Fine. I disagreed with it, but at least that’s the explanation. Now look at Gakpo. He releases the pass, though it gets intercepted, but the defender comes across and takes him out. The attacking move is already gone. Then there’s contact. So where’s the penalty? Whether Gakpo’s pass was intercepted doesn’t matter. Williams had already wasted his chance last week as well. If contact after the attacking action was enough to punish Alisson, why isn’t it enough here? That’s what drives players and managers mad. I don’t even need them to agree with me anymore. Just agree with themselves. Last week I said Williams had already completed what he wanted to do and people told me I was wrong. Okay. Then give Liverpool the penalty today. You can’t have both.”
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Arajao. Fucking unit. The man. – at Woburn Sands, England
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If people love Alonso so much please go and support Chelsea. Can't be arsed with it for the whole year. He left us for Real Madrid as a player, he turned down the job after Klopp, and then he joined a rival team. Maybe support the new manager who wanted to be here
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There’s only one place that is on my mind… it’s home ❤️ Tomorrow, we’ll be back together again ✊
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A sad, inevitable consequence of pricing out the traditional fanbase. Soon every PL stadium will be 80% tourist happy clappers and 20% who sat around and watched it happen without a word a protest #stopexploitingloyalty
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Fabrizio confirming the Trent rumours 😳
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On Sunday, we come together with @LFC to honour the legendary Kevin Keegan. We are asking supporters to arrive early at St. James' Park to be part of the tributes, which include a minute's applause, a display from @WorFlags, a video tribute and much more. King Kev. 🖤🤍

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Well someone just got played didn't they. – at Moulsoe, England
🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are closing in on new deal for Vinicius Jr after positive talks yesterday. The verbal agreement is now at final stages; final details being discussed then green light to proceed with new long term contract. José Mourinho, also pushing for Vini to stay.
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Every season I wonder why I keep getting involved in football. Really losing interest. Zero integrity. Have no idea what is legal and what isn't anymore. Off the pitch & on it. – at Konyaaltı, Antalya
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On holiday 🌞🌞🌞 & relying on @DW2LFC & Goody to sort my tickets. Anything could happen. – at Konyaaltı, Antalya
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Fair point by @TWMunson flagged up by @MattskiMK on Spain’s futsal-infused culture and its influence on developing players with advanced game sense & unrivalled technical excellence In #FutsalTheStory, I call it la fundación
Replying to @jamiefahey1
Hmmm.... "Spain’s thriving futsal culture – a scaled-down version of football – taught young players to think quickly in confined spaces, making close control and spatial awareness second nature" spectator.com/article/spain-…
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The number 96 has been tattooed on my wrist since 2015. It reminds me every day that I was one of the lucky ones who came home from Hillsborough. Today, standing in Parliament to speak as the Hillsborough Law passed was one of the proudest and most emotional moments of my life. For the 97. For their families. For every campaigner who never gave up. This is your legacy. #HillsboroughLaw #JFT97
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This, from @IanByrneMP’s superb speech today, gets right to the heart of it: “When power is unaccountable, truth becomes negotiable. Justice becomes optional. People become expendable.” Nailed it.
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💛🖤COSTA BLANCA FUTSAL CUP '26💛🖤 The countdown continues & the excitement builds! 1️⃣ week to go! – at Moulsoe, England
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💛🖤 26/27 FUTSAL PROGRAM 💛🖤 While this season isn't quite over our plans for next season are already in full flow! We are hopeful of offering more sessions at more locations throughout the week, more matches & more overseas tours/tournaments. Bigger! Better! Bucks Futsal! – at Moulsoe, England
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