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Joined April 2014
Art of the deal.
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You can see *almost* everything
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We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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Yesssssssss
Bhayshul Titan hit the ‘Tip Toein’ in my Jawwdinz’ celly after scoring in London 😂
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Scaramucci’s legacy destroyed. And for what?
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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“Gork, I’m 24 tequila sodas deep. Fly my ass home. Make no mistakes”
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Never deleting this app.
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Hanging out under a bridge and calling all the whores “gym rats”
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Shane Gillis is gonna have to strangle three kids to win their support
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I am so thrilled to announce that @johnrich has invited me to perform at his @rnrbarnash on Nov 23rd! This will be my first time ever in Nashville! This is a one night show and then I’m back to Washington until further notice. Come say hello!
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I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me. The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.” Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists. ✍️ @BridgetPhetasy Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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Replying to @SHAQ
@SHAQ jumped on the beat during my freestyle?!?
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“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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do any of you really think shane gillis goes into gyms?
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btw he is 100% right
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"cOnsErvaTiVeS cAn't mAkE mOviEs"
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"Ben Shapiro? The Screenwriter?"
CONFESSION | Official Trailer
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CONFESSION | Official Trailer
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Going Harrison Mevis mode at work today (being kinda fat & not doing anything)
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