Copeland admiring my wedding ring: “I like your ring!”
Me: “Daddy got it for me”
@JoshBooth43: “Copeland, someday you’ll find someone you love very much and want to spend a lot of money on”
Me: “or… someone you want to spend the rest of your life with”
Me during bath time: “Copeland, did you know God made all the animals?”
C: “ohhhhhh, okay! God made frogs. God made horses.. etc. Oh! God made butt cheeks!”
Me: “yes….. 😑”
#cousinsteachvaluablelessons
Tonight I reached an all new level of parenting when I taped a banana back together after @JoshBooth43 prematurely peeled it for our toddler BEFORE singing the Banana Phone song. #crisisaverted
No one told me that a 2 year old would be so opinionated about their Halloween costume. He apparently does not want to be Mickey Mouse, and has requested to be a “Halloween ghost.”
Copeland’s newest phrase: “My daddy pooping.” 🤣
We are no longer safe @JoshBooth43.
Had a storm with 60-70+ mph winds last night, and of course @JoshBooth43 is over there in bed like: 😑
Our son took a cup from the drawer in the kitchen, dipped it in the dog water, and threw it on @JoshBooth43 while he was relaxing in the recliner. Toddlers are wild…
.@JoshBooth43 commenting on our son’s throw up - “I’m not sure why he doesn’t like the medicine. That right there smelled like Subway!” 🤢
Neighbor lady: “oh! What’s your little ones name?”
@JoshBooth43: *points to dogs* “the little one? Her name is Ivy.”
Neighbor lady: *gives blank stare*
Josh: “oh! Him? *points to baby* Copeland” 🤣
Sent my dad to Party City to pick up a couple table cloths for Copeland’s birthday in a couple weeks. He calls me while he’s there, and now we have table cloths, goodie bags, themed napkins, and hats… he took his job a little too far. 🙃
I think I’ll send @JoshBooth43 to live with @kaelyndick for a week to prove that 72° in the house isn’t so bad 🤪
No one told me that one of the hardest parts about parenting is deciding what your child should be for his first Halloween.
I guarantee no one really wants to hear the “well we didn’t think you would be able to go” excuse when not being invited to something. #crappycopout