how you gonna do it if you really don’t wanna dance?
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At the pub and there’s a bunch of young turds I’ve been steering clear of all night but I’m in the smokers and I can hear them doing the call and response to Rihanna’s ‘Cheers (Drink to That)’. The kids are alright.
The only time I’m not a fan of Paul Kelly the musician is when Paul Kelly the journalist has a new book out. Annoying trying to find interviews and the musician (can’t believe I’m calling him that) recently went on the Howie games which has really put a stick up my arse.
Whenever I’m in a public place like a bus or a smokers area & some shithead starts playing music out loud off their phone I immediately pull out my phone and start playing the theme for “The X-Files” at full volume to throw them off. These turds need to be clowned out of society.
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THANK YOU, ALEX JOHNSTON!
*We will never, ever, have to listen to gronks in the media (not the good ones) endlessly asking “Should fans run on the field?” for three months straight.
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People talk about Morrissey not being part of the reason why The Smiths were so amazing the same way they talk about Jerry Seinfeld not being the genius of Seinfeld. It’s just factually and objectively not true. You don’t have to like either of them but come on
DID SOMEBODY CALL HIM ‘BIG T’. If so he’s Big T to me from now on.
Former prime minister Tony Abbott was spotted lifting a boom gate to help drivers stuck in a busy car park in Sydney. The former politician waving through cars underneath the Theatre Royal as theatregoers were leaving a 40th anniversary special of Cats the Musical. #cats #catsthemusical #tonyabbott #australia #sydney #7NEWS
