Let me translate this for everyone else: “After we royally fucked up in NJ-11 and got the most anti-Israel candidate (Mejia) elected by accident (which we later claimed was our plan all along, 4D chess babyyyy), in IL-09 we completely failed to boost our preferred candidate, Laura Fine. So we had to settle for someone (Biss) who we called a ‘dangerous detractor’ for over 6 months, who we spent more money on ads attacking him than Kat. But we’re gonna say that stopping Kat was the real victory, because otherwise all of these embarrassing performances are gonna start to spook our donors. Oh and we can’t actually talk about Israel in our ads or operate under the name AIPAC because both are absolutely radioactive to Democratic primary voters.”