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Your health is your wealth. Positive tweets only.

Ipswich, England
Joined July 2014
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50 years❤️
Today my parents celebrate their golden wedding anniversary. What an incredible achievement that is in this day and age. I am in awe of their dedication and resilience. 👰‍♂️🤵💒💍❤️
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Wordle 1,955 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧 ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟧 ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟧 ⬜🟧⬜🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Thought I was going to fail today. I never like having to guess blind on my sixth attempt. Surprised the failure rate is so low, this feels more like a 10% X/6. Good luck #wordle players.
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Just back from my first trip to the cinema since COVID, must be 7 years odd. Stowmarket Regal has had an impressive revamp since I was last there. #Ghosts was great, one of those rare movies that all generations of a family could enjoy together🎬🍿🎭
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My #FPL team is taking the mickey this GW: Guehi 0️⃣ Cherki 0️⃣ Joao Pedro 0️⃣ Palmer -1️⃣ Gross - 1️⃣ You’ve got to laugh😹
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What an excellent night I’ve just had at Felixstowe Spa Pavilion watching a #BeeGees tribute act, they were incredible. You don’t realise how prolific they were until you hear all their songs in one sitting. One of the best gigs I’ve ever been to.
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Today I made one of the best decisions of my life; I quit playing the National Lottery. I hate to think how much hard-earned money I’ve wasted on it over the past 32 years. Never again.
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Wordle 1,930 6/6 ⬜⬜🟦🟦⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧 ⬜🟧🟧⬜🟧 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟧🟧⬜🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Another day, another 6️⃣ Thought I was a goner going into my final guess for the second day in a row. Either #wordle is getting more difficult or I’m getting more stupid🤷
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Today’s #wordle is a streak buster. My 6️⃣ is looking better by the minute✌️
#Wordle1929 is difficult #Wordle puzzle. Successful 4,5,6,&X are almost equal to each other. Successful 2&3 guesses are significantly below their Historical Averages. Good Luck!🍀
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Wordle 1,929 6/6 ⬜⬜🟦⬜🟦 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟧🟦🟧⬜ ⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜ 🟦🟧⬜🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧Almost lost my streak. Going into my final attempt it could’ve been any one of three different letters, all of which were viable. I am delighted with a 6️⃣. Good luck to all. #Wordle
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I’ve spent a lot of time in various wards of Ipswich hospital recently and I really can’t praise all the staff on all the wards highly enough. I’m in awe of anyone who works for the NHS, I have nothing but eternal gratitude and love for them.
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My old man has grown a whopper of a #sunflower It’s 8 feet 8 inches. Can anybody beat that? (Kindly include photograph as proof)
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Most people wish for a sunny summer, a lot of people wish for a snowy winter, I’m wishing for a wet autumn, the more rain the better.
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Been looking forward to #Mastermind final 1972 all day and it didn’t disappoint. The 1970s was peak humanity; music, films, comedy, clothes, hairstyles, football. What a decade that must’ve been.
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As a forklift driver myself I can relate to a lot of these clips. The absolute worst feeling is when a pallet crosses the point of no return and you know it’s going down, it happens in this awful type of slow motion.
Every Forklift Drivers nightmare😳The one that forgot to unstrap himself though 😭
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I’ve got a better way for the BBC to save money; stop paying Alan Shearer (net worth £40m) £390k a year to talk bollocks about ⚽️ Micah Richards (net worth £37m) doesn’t need £200k a year to sit in a studio and laugh at everything for no apparent reason. Priorities are all wrong.
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Here’s a quick idiot test. Will you be playing the new lotto #Powerball game? It costs £4 (!) per line and your odds of winning the jackpot are 292 million to 1. Yes = you’re an idiot No = you’re not an idiot
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In Felixstowe watching Roy Chubby Brown gig at the Spa Pavilion. It’s wonderful being surrounded by likeminded, normal, everyday people, no offence was meant by Roy and no offence was taken by any of us.
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Does anyone know anything about #scratchcards? I matched two symbols to win £5, it’s the booster I don’t understand, does this mean I’ve won £25?🤷🏼‍♂️
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Please think of your #binmen on hot days like today. We offer ours a cold drink which is always appreciated by them. If you can’t afford that you can offer to top up their water bottles. They’re out in this for 8 hours a day in little to no shade and often nowhere near a shop🧃🚰
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Wordle 1,831 6/6 ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟦 ⬜🟧🟦🟧⬜ ⬜🟧⬜🟧🟧 ⬜🟧⬜🟧🟧 ⬜🟧⬜🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧I could’ve got #Wordle in 3 quite easily but didn’t want to play the word as I thought the toxic woke/snowflake/PC bozos cartel wouldn’t allow it. I thought this word was banned🤷🏼‍♂️
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