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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairlee22 Sep 2024

“Be Italian” or whatever fergie said 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeOct 31

I hate gay Halloween…wdym you’re Mary Cosby and Elektra having a goddamn ki?

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeOct 31

This just made me CRY laughing btw my god

🦩#teamlydia 🇵🇸@butchersbluessOct 30

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 25

All Things Go…to the polls!!! vote.gov

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 25

Minion trade:

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 23

I have news it seems 😳

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 20

Babe please we have hibachi at home

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 9

My god she was our best

@bagshaw2112Sep 3

If you have 5 minutes today , take the time to watch this video of Dolly Parton answering questions from her fans. She was one funny lady . #dollyparton #funny 🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeSep 9

Maga rupaul: “ooohhh girl!!! You got emails!!!” Is this anything

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeJun 16

Obsession (2026)

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeJun 12

Not joking…but my high school boyfriend very unironically would read these books in * catholic * high school study hall and is now a rather successful make-up artist/hairstylist in LA. So I guess one can survive modelland!

kit 🍋@sourkrowtJun 7

so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeJun 12

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My Joey GAY Knicks in five.

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeJun 1

Things matt said MOMENTS before disaster:

Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairlee25 Mar 2025

Left foot has been increasingly hurting since the half so I express ordered orthopedic compression socks last night wow I love being 30 🤭🤭

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeJun 1

Backrooms sound like bongooooos

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeApr 8

“I think it could be beef!!!”

latke@latkedelreyApr 7

watching jeopardy. answer was “microsoft” and the girl said “New Mexico”

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeMar 31

Test your fucking coke guys :(

@DiscussingFilmMar 30

Olaf just fucking died…

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeMar 31

Black Rock Steak Waitress moon Fainting Olaf Robot rising

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeMar 30

BRUH DUH

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leo 🍉@butchdotcommMar 29

did yall fuck w zoboomafoo

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeMar 29

It was a long day ok!!!

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Matt Fairlee@MatthewFairleeMar 22

Hi sharks. I need a hug

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