@MatthewCaptures

馃憢 馃憢 // crafting: words + images + adventure + community // agency gone client // half full in 2022.

 Denver, CO
matthewjasperson.com
Joined February 2009
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Just used a Nordstrom Rack shopping cart to hit up Whole Foods and honestly I鈥檝e nvr felt more American.
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Me: JarJarBinks is the worst character ever created. Fight me. No one:
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Are you the person who packs your mechanical keyboard up at the end of a long day at the office, and places it carefully into its protective sleeve before gently slotting it into your bag or backpack? Yes, tell me, is it a backpack? Also, can I be yours?
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Compared to the book, which is fine and entertaining, it's kinda very amazing how bad the Shining Girls show is. BOOO.
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It's espresso tonic season and my soul is revived.
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I hate being unable to listen to the news while taking my kid to school. It's just too scary for young ears.
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DMV serving that stale cig smoke like 馃挩
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As a copywriter myself, I can't wait for future us to make fun of current us for naming & classifying products. I mean, you can't just say, "these are some comfortable shorts" anymore. No way.
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@Huckberry5 Apr 2023
JUST DROPPED鈥擱elwen is back with versatile pieces like these rugged, stretch-infused Utility Windshorts.

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86-year-old dood in the white house. that's exactly what I'm looking for right there. HE UNDERSTANDS ME/US!
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that's it, that's the political tweet.
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@RGA25 Apr 2023
Fun fact: the verb "to wordsmith" originated in England sometime in the Middle Ages and was inspired by one Geoffrey Wordsmythe, a village idiot who could neither read nor write
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S/O to the dude in front of me at RSD. He was really stoked to share all of his newest most profound learnings about 'Blackgaze.' To the guy next to him... "My dude, you've probably never heard of it, but it's like black metal crossed with shoegaze!" Then he bought Tswift.
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@RGA21 Apr 2023
Not saying being a copywriter is infantilizing but you do spend an inordinate amount of time reading your little stories aloud to grown-ups in desperate hope of winning their love
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Four Tet@FourTet12 Apr 2023
I'm working on the new album
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Sooper Records@sooperrecords12 Apr 2023
Chicago artists that pop off and move to LA are henceforth deemed to be from Naperville
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BEEF is BRUTAL.
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I'm pretty sure that the sausage roll from Bakery Four in Den should be illegal. Makes me feel like I'm getting buck in a sex dungeon.
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Lindsay Bennett@lindsaybennett6 Apr 2023
It鈥檚 so nice that agencies are trying to save the world鈥檚 issues just before Cannes 鈾ワ笍
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Finally, the truth about SOY! But, I somehow doubt the credibility of this article, given that they're using a Laguiole knife to cut tofu in the hero image. It's just not needed!
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Kelly Slater. Great no longer.
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