How old were you when you realized all careers are fake, adulthood is fake, and everyone is just big kids playing dress up with made up jobs that best fit their archetypes

I see a world where everyone and everything is dancing, singing and basking in light

In JORDANLUCA

When I get enough money I’m gonna hire every childhood friend that lost their way

im actually the funniest person to ever do “business”

No technological advancement, artistic or cultural movement, political happening, have ever mattered — not at any point in history & not now. God is all that matters.

My email is the only interesting app left

Sitting in the lobby of my hotel in Paris @ 1am sipping an extra tall glass of grapefruit juice like its whiskey

I tweeted a few months ago that being conservative is becoming uncool & I’ll have to turn lib in about 5 years but deleted it. Posting this now for the receipt

Just from Vogue this week we’re on: Vogue Runway Vogue Business Vogue Weddings Vogue Britain Vogue Italy

We’ve done it again

Working on the biggest deal of my life while flying over the Atlantic. God doesn’t like when I work on Sundays, so I waited till passed midnight at my point in the world to send out offer

Zucc made Facebook to get girls, played video games in office 247, had a card that said “I’m CEO, Bitch” & shat on congress on live TV & u tards think he’s doing some inauthentic rebrand by wearing a chain & talking about how trash biden admin was

THIS ISNT MANIA ITS A 2025 MCLAREN ARTURA SPIDER 5000SQFT IN HOLLYWOOD HILLS AND LOTS OF BIG DEALS

I WATCHED RUNAWAY A THOUSAND TIMES AS A KID. THE PHOENIX RISING WITH THE WINGS THE WORLD WANTS TO CLIP IS ME. THE KID FROM “PHOENIX” AZ MOVES TO THE “CITY OF ANGELS” AND IT CATCHES ON FIRE. ANYONE ELSE WANT TO DENY MY DIVINITY? PLEASE

Moved back to LA & got myself a housewarming present. Happy New Year

I really became him