14 quadrillion dollar payroll for what lmao

McDonald’s rewards be like 3500 points for a 6 piece nugget OR 7000 for a 10 piece. Math doesn’t really work out there. #noticing

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Watched the movie Chef on my flight to St Louis and landed at 11pm with no avenue with which to obtain a cubano

People will do and say anything in an attempt to make back their monthly cost for the blue checkmark

Quick question for @Mariners Why do you hate me???

It’s an unserious year for the Seattle Mariners

Who the hell stood in front of the moon bro MOVE

Petulant child

I will miss having the ability to walk out the front door and get on a tram to go anywhere I want to very dearly. Big fan of useful public railways, big fan of Den Haag, big fan of Holland.

Gonna sit here and play Dirt 3 for a while twitch.tv/matteayce

Idk about you, but I’m pretty sure an allstar race at Atlanta would be a wild night, especially the open.

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Gwen Stefani would beat the brakes off of Drake in a fist fight

Talking into the void, but GTA 5 was fully installable from the disc(s) when it released on PS3/Xbox 360. Everyone asking for the game physically on discs knows it will take a few of them to fit the whole game, but are willing to deal with that to actually own the damn game.