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Bot-tastic.
Truth behind general election petition as identities behind signatures debunked.
"The petition has been signed by people based across a whopping 184 countries, from the British Antarctic Territory to China to the United Arab Emirates."
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…
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There’s a lot going on at the moment. If you’re feeling it, that’s okay. It could be the perfect moment to step back and take a break from social media. If you need us, we’ll be here to support you.
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I begrudgingly tell my wife and kids I'll go do the big shop like it's a hardship. Truth is I love it. I pop my headphones on and drag it out for a long as i can. And if it's nice out, I'll buy a 330ml can of beer and stop at the park for a sit down on my own on the drive home.
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You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.
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NEW RESEARCH: Heat pumps are highly efficient & can be flexible.
Heat pumps reduce households’ total energy use by 40%.
Time-of-use pricing for heat pumps is effective at shifting demand - customers with ToU tariffs halved their consumption during the evening peak and saved 18% on bills.
@CentreNetZero
Full paper here: cdn.sanity.io/files/lrxd4jqj…
This is an incredibly misleading headline. They get one property upgraded for FREE and any properties after that, they get a 50% discount. It's an incredible deal for landlords to be getting potentially £30,000 worth of work done for £15,000.
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"At times like this, we can’t expect the government to do everything - companies need to work hard on affordability too.
That’s why we’ve expanded our Octo Assist fund to introduce extra support for the pensioners who need it most" - @g__j
Find out more & apply 🧵👇
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“If you put red ants & black ants in a glass jar, nothing happens. But if the jar is shaken, the two sets of ants will fight each other. But the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Before we fight each other, we must ask: Who shook the jar?”
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This Mitchell and Webb sketch will always be hilarious.
You see it coming a mile off and it still pays off 😂😂


























